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bobtuce

50 M Mesa, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The celebrity I resemble most;
Jeff Bridges + Kevin Costner - 20 years ÷ Edward Norton (with a dash of Sean Penn). My birth certificate says I'm 52 but I think there was some sorta mix-up. I feel (and am told) I look 10 years younger.

My personal motto;
Dyslexics of the world... UNTIE!!!

Body art;
Yes, my submariners insignia.

Favorite item of clothing;
My autographed, limited edition Hugh Hefner banana hammock.
Just kidding... Actually, it's a 25 year old t-shirt (still fits).

Some strange but true facts about me;
I was born in Spain.
I have a patent.
I was a bartender in London.
I was at the first Burning Man.
I've spent 21 months underwater.
I've rescued 11 people from drowning.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved from San Francisco to Mesa to take care of an aging parent. I'm a retired sailor and currently own and operate a small business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crosswords...
and knots.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My curly red hair and green eyes or my amazingly perky boobs.

No... wait, that's you.

Honestly... I have no idea. You should to tell me.

By the way, you don't have to be a green eyed red-head. I like women of all shapes/colors/styles. Red, blonde, brown, black, purple,... it's all good.

I like nerdy, punky girlz with glasses and tattoos. I like nature girls with long, flowing hair down to there. I even like normal girls ;^)

As long as you're attractive in one way or another, even if (or especially if) it's an intangible quality. Traits I find particularly beguiling include intelligence, a sense of humor and/or an inexplicable desire to beat Karl Rove senseless with a pair of flip-flops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a. Crossword puzzles, Vonnegut, Asimov, Heinlein, Kerouac, Steinbeck, biographies, history, cold-war espionage thrillers.
b. I have about 1,200 movies in my collection.
c. The Daily Show/Colbert Report/Real Time are essential viewing. Other shows I heart (ie; have every episode of) include; Northern Exposure, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Rome, Boardwalk Empire, Carnivale, the X-Files, Twin Peaks, Monty Python, the Venture Bros., Dr. Katz, Family Guy, Futurama, the Simpsons and tons of other stuff.
c+. A few websites I frequent; Red State Update, Radio Clambake, the Onion, Cracked.
d. * too many to list but includes Rock, Jazz, Punk, Funk, Soul, Roots, Ska, Blue Grass, Honky Tonk... Don't much care for top 40 Pop, top 40 Country or top 40 Opera :^)
e. I like to cook. Some of my favorite recipes include Gazpacho, Italian Sushi, Shepherd's Pie and Coffee Chocolate Chip Cookies.
e+. I grow my own veggies and make my own beer and Limoncello.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, Good Music, Good Food, Good Drink, Humor and Sex.

Six things on my Bucket List;
1. Be born in Spain. ✓ Check, done that.
2. Bartend in London. ✓ Check, done that.
3. Get a patent for a life saving device. ✓ Check, done that.
4. Spend 21 months under water. ✓ Check, done that.
5. Swim the entire length of the Roe River.
6. Climb the highest mountain in Holland.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Earning bazillions from my patent.
String Theory.
Growing my business and my tomatoes.
Snappy come-backs.
Why women rarely make the first move. (Go ahead, don't be shy :^)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am currently working 7 days a week (if not more). But I can always make time for you :^)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I <3 Shibari.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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... you want to meet a genuine, funny (but not goofy), intelligent (but not dorky), blue collar multi-thousandaire.