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bobtuce

49 M Mesa, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Feb 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
The celebrity I resemble most;
I've been told it's somewhere between Edward Norton and Sean Penn or perhaps Kevin Costner's younger brother. My birth certificate says I'm 49 but I think there was some sorta mix-up. I feel (and am told I look) 10 years younger.

My personal motto;
Dyslexics of the world... UNTIE!!!

Body art;
Yes.

Favorite item of clothing;
My autographed, limited edition Hugh Hefner banana hammock.
Just kidding... Actually, it's a 25 year old t-shirt.

Some strange but true facts about me;
I was born in Spain.
I have a patent. (for something important, not a plastic doo-dad)
I used to bartend in England.
I was at the first Burning Man.
I've spent over a year of my life underwater.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved from S.F. to Mesa to take care of an aging parent. I'm a retired sailor and currently own and operate a small business.
I’m really good at
Crosswords...
and knots.
The first things people usually notice about me
My curly red hair and green eyes or my amazingly perky boobs.

No wait, that's you.

Honestly... I have no idea. You'd have to tell me.

By the way, you don't have to be a green eyed red-head. I like women of all shapes/colors/styles. Red, blond, brown, black, purple, bald... it's all good.

I like nerdy, punky girlz with glasses and tattoos. I like nature girls with long, flowing hair down to there. I even like normal girls :^)

As long as you're attractive in one way or another, even if (or especially if) it's an intangible quality. Traits I find particularly beguiling include intelligence, a sense of humor and an inexplicable desire to beat Karl Rove unconscious with a pair of flip-flops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a. Crossword puzzles, Vonnegut, Asimov, Heinlein, Kerouac, Steinbeck, biographies, history, cold-war espionage thrillers.
b. I have about 1,000 movies in my collection.*
c. The Daily Show/Colbert Report/Real Time are essential viewing. Other shows I heart (ie; have every episode of) include; Northern Exposure, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Rome, Boardwalk Empire, Carnivale, the X-Files, Twin Peaks, Monty Python, the Venture Bros., Dr. Katz, Family Guy, Futurama, the Simpsons and tons of other stuff.
c+. A few websites I frequent; Red State Update, Radio Clambake, the Onion, Cracked.
d. * too many to list but includes Rock, Jazz, Punk, Funk, Soul, Roots, Ska, Blue Grass, Honky Tonk... Don't much care for top 40 Pop, top 40 Country or top 40 Opera :^)
e. I like to cook. Some of my favorite recipes include Gazpacho, Italian Sushi (Steamed Baby Asparagus w/herbs & cheese wrapped in Prosciutto & cut into 'Frisco rolls'), Shepherd's Pie (w/lamb, otherwise it's not real shepherd's pie) and Coffee Chocolate Chip Cookies.
e+. I grow my own veggies and make my own beer and Limoncello (Italian lemon liqueur).

*= Too many to list, see my journal.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, Good Music, Good Food, Good Drink, Humor and Sex.

Six things on my Bucket List;
1. Be born in Spain. ✓ Check, done that.
2. Bartend in London for a year. ✓ Check, done that.
3. Get a patent. ✓ Check, done that.
4. Spend at least 1 year under water. ✓ Check, done that.
5. Kayak the entire length of the Roe River.
6. Climb the highest mountain in Holland.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bringing my patent to a worldwide market.
String Theory.
Growing my business.
Snappy come-backs (but always too late).
Why women rarely make the first move.
Go ahead, don't be shy :^)
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I am currently working at least 7 days a week (if not more)! But I can always make time for you...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you want to meet a genuine, funny (but not goofy), intelligent (but not dorky), blue collar multi-thousandaire.