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31 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Feb 26
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Graduated from law school
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Esperanto (Fluently), German (Poorly)
So here I am. Have an awesome loft apartment and a jobby job -- putting that Georgetown Law degree to good use.
Snowboarding. (former instructor)
Amateur Chef. (I invented the "Twinkie Dog," which became a massive hit at every Fourth of July party.)
Cinema: Sublime, Cerebral
Television: Nihilistic, Parodical
Literature: Sardonic, Existential
1. Curiosity (intellectual and visceral)
2. Savory foods (carnivore!)
3. Holden Beach (annual family vacation since before I was born)
4. Diet Sunkist Orange Soda With Other Natural Flavors (I love you.)
5. Honestly, I can do without pretty much anything. Put me in any situation and I will find a way.
6. THIS. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffCEr327W44)
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 22–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
*Likes bearded dudes
*Partner in crime.
----Otherwise, it's all good.
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