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28 Burbank, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Aug 14
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from two-year college
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm ADVENTUROUS!!!! Case in example I lived on a desert island of the south east coast of the Arabian peninsula working a government contract job, for a year. and last october I was wandering around the city of prague cluelessly looking at all the cool old stuff... tour guides only bore you with FACTS its like nothing is left to the romance of imagination any more.

I have a thing for 1950's retro style. I can't help it. A lady dressed as a lady getting out of a 57 bel air is inifintely more attractive to me than a chick in yoga pants driving a prius...just not my thing

I have a reckless abandon for life

Ok so previously I wrote a lot and it turned people off so I'm keeping it simple
What I’m doing with my life
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I find that there is an underwhelming lack of imagination when your cure for boredom is anesthesizing your frontal lobe.

I am about to attend the cinema make up school in L.A to learn how to make everything from beauty queens to alien zombies (I even hear that there is a difference between the two).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making statements based on grotesquely inflammatory generalities

Being Americana (greaser, nerd, cowboy)

making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my hair. its red and noticeable...then my personality overshadows my hair

Also my tattoos I have three tattoos two small black dogs on my chest, and a half sleeve on my left shoulder of a werewolf carrying an angel with "only lucky devils catch fallen angels" under it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: philosophy in the bedroom (cheeky fun), anything by dashiell hammett, the prince, rebel without a crew, make your own damn movie

as is my taste in movies I appreciate the older ones more and am a Zombie movie fan.... if you like humphrey bogart, alan ladd, or zombie movies I want to meet you.

so non-zombie fav's would be:sword of doom, the stuntman, duck you sucker a fist full of dynamite, casablanca, this gun for hire, wings of desire, the devil dared me to, the great silence, American werewolf in london, cool hand luke, chillerama

tv: mongrels, mighty boosh, fawlty towers, black adder, the bbc top gear, liquid television....and if you noticed that those either aren't broadcasted or shows you can get in america its because I don't have a tv, ironic no?

Music (sorry not a rap fan):guns'n'roses, black sabbath, the meteors, the quakes, madsin, the horrorpops, link wray and the wraymen, the matadors, the koffin kats, reverend horton heat, the misfits, kitty in a casket, and silent meow (a great local band)....I also think nat king cole was better than sinatra there I said it :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good conversation

good books

good wine

a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm looking for love, but what will I do when I find it?

are eccentric people TRULY eccentric, or have the rest of us forgotten how to live with passion?

why did I bother to write this much when I'll be judged by a picture and a blurb?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
being a selfish savage! listening to link wray on vinyl! Reading BOOKS on paper!!! oh the horror, the humanity!!!!!!

figuring out how to make it to all seven continents, right now I'm four shy, so I gotta make it happen muy pronto.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not cool

despite being a relative failure at it, I still believe in love

I find profiles fascinating, especially since there is a vast majority of people who clearly are not expecting anyone to actually read them, they spill everything like a journal entry. All those bad relationships and isolation based anxieties building up until they explode, letting out possibly way more than they know. Its more interesting reading a dating profile than most modern day novels. Oh yeah I was raised by a therapist, a medical doctor, and an engineer, so the analytic interest is permanently ingrained into who I am....more importantly who are you?
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if you read all that you might as well say hi