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Hi! I'm Carson, and here's a bunch of stuff about me!
I work for Wild Heaven Craft Beers in Avondale Estates, so beer is
a HUGE part of my life. I couldn't ask for a better career, and
hope to one day have a brewery of my own.
Definitely looking to do some traveling, as visiting every MLB park
is on my bucket list. Also want to go on a massive trip to Europe
sometime in the near future.
I'm also a musician and song writer. I can play almost anything
with strings that doesn't require a bow or keys. Mostly write
instrumental stuff. Hoping to record an album, but not really
looking to do live shows. Don't have that kind of time.
I write short stories and would love to get something published at
some point. For whatever reason it seems much harder to write
comedic stories than it is to write horror, drama or sci-fi. With
all the jokes I have in my brain-mind you'd think it would be easy
as hell. (I write jokes for my standup comedian friends sometimes
I'm an old school gamer. Can beat the hell out of Megaman 2, Contra
(without dying), Bad Dudes, and a host of other games. Also into
some of the next gen games, like Bioshock, Fallout, Portal. The new
Batman games are some of the best stories in modern comic media.
I'm basically a nerd.
I have two tattoos, both from video games, and am looking to get
full sleeves on both arms. That shit's expensive though, so it'll
take time. Been trying to barter home brew for ink, but it's hard
to find artists who will do it (PBR seems to be the drink of
I do lots of other things too. You can inquire about any other
What I’m doing with my life
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Brewing beer. Hopefully opening a beer bar within the next 15
months. Maybe try to open a brewery.
I’m really good at
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Remembering shit other people forget, movie/tv lines, historical
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually whatever gooberish facial hairstyle I'm wearing at any
given time. I'm rarely ever clean shaven.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything Stephen King, both Max Brooks zombie books, Joe
Hill, Bioshock:Rapture is fucking awesome and ties the first two
games together beautifully.
Movies: Ghostbusters, the Evil Dead trilogy, The Jerk, Stripes,
Wayne's World, Anchorman, Inception, etc. (used to work at a movie
store; could go on forever)
Shows: The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Squidbillies, Futurama,
Battlestar Gallactica, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, True Blood,
Music: Been listening to a lot of Tom Waits lately. And a lot of
instrumental stuff like prog and math rock. Explosions in the Sky
and El Ten Eleven are perfect for going to sleep to. Also big on
40s jazz and big band (Glenn Miller is the man!) I don't really
listen to today's pop and definitely not rap. Favorite musician of
all time is James Taylor, the original JT (sorry Timberlake). Also
big on ELO, Radiohead, Lazer/Wulf, Unknown Hinson, Hank Williams
Sr, and Django Reinhardt.
Food: is pretty good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6) my vital organs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The untapped power of the human mind. I have a theory that
teleportation and time travel are both possible if the raw power of
the brain could be fully accessed.
Also thinking about what it's like to live in the new south. To be
a southerner who ISN'T a republican, Christian, gun owner or fan of
modern country music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate it when people misquote things. Especially lyrics or lines
from movies and tv.
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