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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 4
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: I have a cat. Her name is Lucky. She's quite friendly, but she is, unmistakably, a cat. If this fact prevents you from having a human relationship with me (which seems to be the case with a surprising amount of women on this site) then please move on now.

I'm on here because I got tired of trying to meet girls at the bar. You girls at the bar are meeting 'two-drink me.' Two drink me loves to dance... knows a magic trick. Zero drink me loves biographies and has serious opinions about wildlife. Five drink me enjoys dancing with wildlife.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently changed careers. I moved to Chicago 2 years ago wanting to be a chef. I've cooked for many years and have worked with extremely talented chefs, including James Beard winners and even a Michelin starred chef. Being a chef (and cook even) though is life-consuming... there is simply too much sacrifice to be had for a relatively low-paying, thankless and draining occupation. If I was still a cook I would never have had time to make this profile.

I work in IT now in a cushy, office job helping people with their endless computer problems. Did you click on a link and break your laptop? I can probably help :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Boiling water. Tying my shoes. Washing dishes (for real). Configuring a web server. Starting books but never finishing them. Drinking IPAs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, easy-going, and sometimes will talk endlessly about something I'm interested in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As far as music is concerned, it really depends on my mood. Some days I like old blues and motown: B.B. King, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Muddy Waters. Other days I'm in the mood for metal: Opeth, At the Gates, Lamb of God. Some artists/bands I can always listen to: James Taylor, Jackson Browne, Van Morrison, Phil Collins, Fleetwood Mac, Hall & Oats and more.

I spent a lot of time in school reading books on philosophy and political theory. These texts helped shape the way I view and understand the world today, but I read a lot less now than should.

Creating a list of movies and tv shows that I like is a somewhat daunting task on this not-entirely-sober Friday evening.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends are an obvious choice.
As much as I hate to say it: My PC and cell phone
A sharp chef knife
Something else random and ironic that I could absolutely live without but sounds funny.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can teach my cat to solve a Rubik's cube. What I'm doing with my life. Social and political issues. Whether or not OkCupid will really help me find companionship.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to go out with friends, have drinks, cause trouble. I also enjoy staying in watching a movie, playing board games, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a great sense of humor but I'm terrible at telling jokes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have quotes like "Work hard, play hard" or "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." or any variations of this kind. If I can't handle you at your worst, maybe you should stop being so terrible.