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boltzmannsbff

27 M Portland, OR

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No dinosaur boner comments, please.

This bar in Telluride, CO used to be a house of ill-repute.

Isn't that the rock from The Goonies?

Looking altogether too introspective on Bourbon Street.

Trying to look too cool for Disney. I failed.

I really needed to trim my beard.

I went six months without a haircut and this is the best I could manage.

I'm smiling because there are ninja turtles on my birthday cake.