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boltzmannsbff

28 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Pat and I'm trying to learn to be more succinct.

CHI -> ROC -> GNV -> PDX

Huge nerd. I'm an avid reader and I'm also working to complete a science fiction novel. I play the guitar to procrastinate when I don't feel like working on said novel. I am a published author in several peer-reviewed science journals and I was on a city-champion trivia team before moving to Portland. Netflix tells me I'm cerebral - probably because I've watched "The Seven Samurai" too many times. I go to the gym reasonably often and I dabble in the martial art of Kendo, though I've fallen out of practice recently.

I tend to waste(?) my time contemplating the universe, which is a bizarre hobby but I find it entertaining. I have a taste for expensive whiskey, often paired with "acting like a baller", and my car has two speeds: stopped and scary as fuck. I have been compared to Ron Swanson, Jim Morrison, and Gyrados (the Pokemon... yup). I've also been called an American bad-ass and a walking Viagra commercial.

I have no idea what I want. Seriously. No clue.

That makes this whole online dating thing way more interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That's for you to ask me in person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding Arrhenius dependencies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Nice shirt, dude."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I used to be kinda terse in this section, but I decided that I'd fill it out in more detail since everyone else seems to be doing it. I'm such a lemming.

Some Books I Like:

Neuromancer, The Secret Agent, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, A Book of Five Rings, The Song of Hiawatha, The Portrait of Dorian Grey, Dracula, Lord of the Flies, The Plague, The Chosen, With Fire and Sword, The Diamond Age, Snow Crash, Starship Troopers, The Stranger, The Giver, The Great Gatsby, The Big Sleep, The Maltese Falcon, Fahrenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles, The Canterbury Tales, Tom Sawyer, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Catcher in the Rye, The Odyssey, A Canticle for Liebowitz, Night, Speaker for the Dead, Ender's Game, The Old Man and the Sea, The Bear, All Quiet on the Western Front, Flowers for Algernon, On the Road, Naked Lunch, The Shining, Things Fall Apart, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sirens of Titan, and The Aeneid

Some Movies I Like:

Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Alien, Once Upon A Time in the West, Exit Through The Gift Shop, Akira, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Seven Samurai, The Host, Indiana Jones, Yojimbo, Fistful of Dollars, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dirty Harry, Die Hard, The Ambassador, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Ponyo, Howl's Moving Castle, Mad Max, The Thing, Out of the Blue, and Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

Some Shows I Like:

Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, Firefly, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Arrested Development, The Tudors, Doctor Who, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, The Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Trailer Park Boys, Stephen Hawking's Universe, Anything by Ken Burns, and Neon Genesis Evangeleon

Some Music I Like:

Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, Savoy Brown, Porcupine Tree, Tool, The Heavy, The Glitch Mob, The Black Keys, Daft Punk, Justice, Kraftwerk, Elton John, Simon and Garfunkel, The Who, Mott the Hoople, Jimi Hendrix, John Coltrane, Louis Armstrong, Johann Sebastian Bach, Flogging Molly, Ludwig Beethoven, George Handel, The Temper Trap, The XX, Cage The Elephant, Aphex Twin, Electric Light Orchestra, Foster the People, John Coltrane, Chuck Berry, Moby, Graham Nash, The Chemical Brothers, A Perfect Circle, Free, The Clash, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Thievery Corporation, The Rolling Stones, and Cat Stevens

Food: I like it. Especially Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Imagination
2) The Alphabet
3) Mathematics
4) Electricity and Electrochemistry
5) The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
6) Light and Electron Optics
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome it would be to have a Wookie copilot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking for some way to entertain myself. I'm generally successful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no game.
You should message me if
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I intrigue you or you think we'd have fun.