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bomamamamba

27 / F / Straight / Single

Salem, Oregon

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 7:09pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Executive / Management
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
At sixty inches tall, I'm told I can be quite intimidating and unapproachable but I promise I won't bite.

I'm a first generation Oregon Native. I reside in Salem with my one-eyed dog. I try to stay involved in the community. I’m an OPB member (it’s the only sticker on my car) and listen to public radio daily. If I could, I’d pay Ira Glass to read me bedtime stories. I drink my coffee black and my whiskey neat.

I’m a socially liberal, fiscally conservative (ideally), independent woman looking for someone as ambitious, flexible, loyal, and dedicated as I am. I’ve been called a lot of things, including a passionate free-spirit. I do things that I find fulfilling, be it professionally or personally. I'm strong, confident, straightforward, and very vocal. I love learning new things. I'd definitely describe myself as a do-er.

I laugh. A lot. Usually at myself or something I said. I'd make a horrible comedian. Isn't there a rule about laughing at your own jokes? Some find me amusing because I'm profusely profane and the size of a matchbox.

I'd never consider myself a fitness freak or gym rat. I'd rather experience something more stimulating than watching other people pump iron while I run on a treadmill. I'm also not one to beat myself up about what I eat. I have what I'd consider a healthy relationship with food. I don't like depriving myself of good things just so I can be socially cool or whatever. The entire "clean eating" and "fitness" epidemic that is surrounding me is utter bullshit. Eat real and good food. Keep your body and mind active by exploring the world around you.

However, if going to the gym or running every day is your thing, do it! I'm not saying it's a deal breaker. Hell, even I run a few times a week. More so for peace of mind and so my dog doesn't think she's going to die from inactivity.
What I’m doing with my life
Being hilarious.

Living.

Evolving.
I’m really good at
Listening
Problem-solving
Laughing
Cooking
Eating
Creating
Making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
Most of the time, it happens in this order:
"Oh my you're so short/little/small/petite!"
"Wow--that's such a unique name!"
"Your voice! It's just so little! Just like you!"

When someone actually says something outside of this list, I take notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books, movies, shows, and music are eternally increasing and I'm always interested in new sights and sounds.

Food... oh food. Pizza is my hands down #1 favorite. If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life, it would be pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Me time
Laughter
Dogs
Food
Breath
And unless I quit my job, my iPhone. Let's be honest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nibbles and libations--creating and enjoying both
People (both that I know and don't)
To-do lists
Relaxing (I think about this a lot... actually doing it: not so much)
Life
Sex
My posture
This moment

(everything)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm incredibly protective of the people and things that I care about. Because of this, I can sometimes come off as cold or closed off.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
...you're wearing a shirt in your profile photo.