Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Look at my questions, I wrote blurbs for most of them, they will
give you a better idea of what I'm like.
What I look like and who I am have nothing in common.
I love joking around and getting people to laugh until they tear
I am a cynic.
I don't lie. Unless it saves you headache or heartache.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a manufacturing company in Frankford and I live alone in
a tiny efficiency in Fishtown. I'm a regular at the Interstate
Drafthouse, there's a good chance of seeing me if you go there in
the evening. I'm currently carless, working the public transit
system for all it's worth, so if you live out in the 'burbs, it's
going to take me a minute to get there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, being silly, moving really heavy stuff, CNC
machining, and self-deprecation.
I know a lot about mechanics. Ask me how anything works. ANYTHING.
And yeah, I know that for most people that's absolute conversation
poison. Believe me, I know. Not sure why I even mentioned it now.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Baldy-baldy-baldbald head. Or my big silhouette. There's kind of a
lot of man here. I'm a little over 6' 1" and about 17 stone, but
I'm not fat. Just large. And I have five big scars running down my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Little Friend
Vernon God Little
Mark Prindle's music reviews (not a book)
The Third Policeman
Any stories by Philip K. Dick or James Tiptree Jr.
Ghost in the Shell is my favorite movie. I have a tattoo inspired
Beyond the Black Rainbow
Haute Tension (everyone hates this movie but me. why?!)
Adult Swim cartoons
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Man or Astro-man?
Death From Above 1979
and anything dark ambient
FOOD! I love eating! A lot! Eating a lot! Lots of food! Large
quantities! Cuisines I enjoy include Thai, Japanese, Vietnamese,
Indian, and my favorite is probably Tex-Mex. I think my favorite
meal ever is a double Interstate cheddar burger, one beef patty,
one veggie patty, with fries and a National Bohemian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good double canvas pants
Silkscreen and Mask-Ease
A cold 24oz Keystone Ice to drink in the shower. Maybe I should
have put that in the ashamed-to-admit section.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Machines, music, movies, greasy food, economic, racial, and gender
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home watching bad movies, or at the Interstate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I always put the seat down even though I live alone.
I wear suspenders.
You should message me if
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If you're cynical.
If you love horror movies.
If you don't let gender define you.
If you find pop culture risible and repugnant.
Ask me a question! I'll definitely answer!
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