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27 Philadelphia, PA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 6
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Look at my questions, I wrote blurbs for most of them, they will give you a better idea of what I'm like.

What I look like and who I am have nothing in common.

I love joking around and getting people to laugh until they tear up.

I am a cynic.

I don't lie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a manufacturing company in Frankford and I live with my friend in South Philly. I'm currently carless, working the public transit system for all it's worth, so if you live out in the 'burbs, it's going to take me a minute to get there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, being silly, moving really heavy stuff, CNC machining, and self-deprecation.

I know a lot about mechanics. Ask me how anything works. ANYTHING. And yeah, I know that for most people that's absolute conversation poison. Believe me, I know. Not sure why I even mentioned it now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Baldy-baldy-baldbald head. Or my big silhouette. There's kind of a lot of man here. I'm a little over 6' 1" and about 18 stone. Full disclosure. And I have five big scars running down my left arm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Infinite Jest
The Little Friend
Gravity's Rainbow
Vernon God Little
Mark Prindle's music reviews (not a book)
The Third Policeman
Moby Dick
Any stories by Philip K. Dick or James Tiptree Jr.

Ghost in the Shell is my favorite movie. I have a tattoo inspired by it.
The Stuff
Beyond the Black Rainbow
Black Dynamite
Haute Tension (everyone hates this movie but me. why?!)
Southland Tales
Serial Mom

Adult Swim cartoons
House, MD (before it got dumb)
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
A Bit of Fry and Laurie

The Ventures
Dead Meadow
Lightning Bolt
Man or Astro-man?
Aphex Twin
The Giraffes
Babes in Toyland
Death From Above 1979
Billy Cobham
Nine Inch Nails (more the later stuff)
Jeff Beck
sunn O)))
and anything dark ambient

FOOD! I love eating! A lot! Eating a lot! Lots of food! Large quantities! Cuisines I enjoy include Thai, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian, and my favorite is probably Tex-Mex. I think my favorite meal ever is a double Interstate Drafthouse cheddar burger, one beef patty, one veggie patty, with fries and a National Bohemian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good double front canvas pants



My longboard

Silkscreen and Mask-Ease

An internetful of bad movies at my fingertips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Machines, music, movies, greasy food, economic, racial, and gender inequality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home watching bad movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a double chin and I wear suspenders.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're cynical.
If you love horror movies.
If you don't let gender define you.
If you find pop culture risible and repugnant.

Ask me a question! I'll definitely answer!