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bon_crambles

26 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Look at my questions, I wrote blurbs for most of them, they will give you a better idea of what I'm like.

What I look like and who I am have nothing in common.

I love joking around and getting people to laugh until they tear up.

I am a cynic.

I. Never. Lie. Ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a waterjet shop in Colwyn and I live alone in a tiny efficiency in Fishtown. I like to go to H-mart and bring back tasty stuff to cook up into sort of Korean/sort of Japanese meals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, being silly, moving really heavy stuff, CNC machining, and self-deprecation.

I know a lot about mechanics. Ask me how anything works. ANYTHING. And yeah, I know that for most people that's absolute conversation poison. Believe me, I know. Not sure why I even mentioned it now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Baldy-baldy-baldbald head. Or my big silhouette. There's kind of a lot of man here. I'm a little over 6' 1" and about 17 stone, but I'm not fat. Just large. And I have five big scars running down my left arm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Infinite Jest
The Little Friend
Vernon God Little
Mark Prindle's music reviews (not a book)
The Third Policeman
Moby Dick
Any Philip K. Dick novel

Movies:
Ghost in the Shell is my favorite movie. I have a tattoo inspired by it.
Phantasm
Cronocrimenes
Gandahar
Black Dynamite
Haute Tension
Slither
Southland Tales
Serial Mom

TV:
Tim and Eric
House, MD
Hannibal
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Music:
Melvins
The Ventures
Dead Meadow
L7
Lightning Bolt
Man or Astro-man?
The Giraffes
Death From Above 1979
Billy Cobham
Mastodon
Jeff Beck
Dead Kennedys
sunn O)))
and anything dark ambient

FOOD! I love eating! A lot! Eating a lot! Lots of food! Large quantities! Cuisines I enjoy include Thai, Japanese, Vietnamese, Indian, and my favorite is probably Tex-Mex. I have a serious love thing for refried beans. It's good on its own.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My beloved Red Wing 4416's

Flashlight

Drum tobacco

My longboard

Silkscreen and Mask-Ease

A cold 24oz Keystone Ice to drink in the shower. Maybe I should have put that in the ashamed-to-admit section.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Machines, music, movies, greasy food, economic, racial, and gender inequality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking bad beer, good bourbon or rye (neat, never iced), rolling cigarettes, and laughing until my face hurts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always put the seat down even though I live alone.

I kind of (read: totally) have a double chin.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're cynical.
If you love horror movies.
If you don't let gender define you.
If you find pop culture risible and repugnant.

Ask me a question! I'll definitely answer!