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26 Lafayette, LA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:55am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape"

- My name is Chelsea.
- I have a 6 year old son (his dad and I were married but are now divorced).
- I don't know what I'm looking for here. In fact, I don't normally look. If something is meant to be, it will happen.
- I'm not looking for a father for my son. He has one. In fact, I would like to keep my love life completely separate from my son for a very long time. He will only meet someone if I am planning on being with them forever.
- I don't want someone to "take care of me". I enjoy my independence and providing for myself and my son.
- I don't want to be showered in expensive gifts or jewelry, however, I do love gift giving and would love to find someone who "gets me"...who just understands me enough to know what I would want for holidays and special occasions. Hint: Gifts that come from the heart are the best and will get you very far with me...mixtapes (CDs, playlists, whatever you want to call it now), a song, poem, video or art (something that shows creativity and feeling), sharing a new experience together (like traveling somewhere fun for the first time together or seeing a band or comedian together) or being introduced to or included in a hobby that's important to my significant other.
- Speaking of travel, I haven't done much of it but I really want to. I've never been outside of the USA and I've never been on a plane.
- I come off as an asshole even when I'm not trying to.
- I fall for songs with great lyrics. It's not about a catchy beat or what's on the top 40.
- I don't like country boys/girls. I'm sure you're all great, but I definitely have a type and you're not it (no offense).
- Chances are if you have a picture of yourself shirtless (without good reason, like swimming or something) or holding a dead animal of some sort on your profile, I won't be interested in you.
- If you immediately ask me about kik, porn, snapchat, sex, handies, blowies, boobs or anything of that nature, I won't be messaging you back.
- I like tall, skinny artistic types. That's what I'm drawn to. Great hair is a plus too! I like to have something to hold on to. ;)
- I'm on an indefinite hiatus from college while I figure out what I want to do with my life.
- I don't go out much but when I do I'm either checking out my friend's comedy routine or listening to some of my favorite local bands: The Cavemen, Rareluth, Selfawarewolf (no longer together, so sad), Carbon Poppies, Brass Bed, etc.
- I consider myself bisexual although I've never been in a relationship with a woman. I've had crushes on them and I've kissed them.
- Guilty pleasures: Long baths or sitting down in the shower while listening to good music, any tv show about buying, renting, decorating or designing houses. I'm fascinated by real estate, architecture, and interior design even though it's not a career I would choose for myself.
- I'm not the type to make the first move. I'm kind of shy at first, so if I give you a "like" on here, that's your chance. Just sayin'. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I am taking a break from college right now where I was majoring in media communications. I don't really know what I want to do with my life yet (although PR for Musicians is a strong possibility). I've also considered real estate but it doesn't seem like a steady income. I work a lot. I'm also not really a people person. Working in a retail environment for several years has made me hate most people so I feel like I need to rethink my future and come up with a career that doesn't involve dealing with people so much. Suggestions are welcome. lol.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My boobs. (I can't hide them unless I wear a turtle neck or something...and I'm not doing that). My glasses. My eyes. Or that I turn red easily...when I'm nervous, when I'm embarrassed, when I've been working out, and sometimes for no reason at all. Upon shaking or holding hands, I'm always told my hands are small by the opposite sex.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Prozac Nation, The Bell Jar, Innocence, Catcher in the Rye, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, anything by Chelsea Handler.
TV Shows: Parks and Rec, Modern Family, Psych, Suburgatory, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, Weeds, The Office, Big Bang Theory, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Orange is the New Black, Supernatural, Californication, Criminal Minds, Shameless, Girls, and 2 Broke Girls.
Movies: The United States of Leland, The Chumscrubber, Thumbsucker, Wristcutters: A Love Story, My Fair Lady, Garden State, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, TiMER, 10 Things I Hate About You, Indecent Proposal, Boondock Saints, The Upside of Anger, Juno, Hard Candy, Daydream Nation, Easy A, Heathers, Closer, anything that has to do with Kevin Smith, Natural Born Killers, anything that has to do with Tim Burton, all of the brat pack/John Hughes movies of the 80s, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and (500) Days of Summer.
Music: Quasi, Lee Moses, Garfunkel & Oates, Arctic Monkeys, They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Coulton, Tegan & Sara, Liz Phair, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, Incubus, TV on the Radio, Alanis Morissette, Dax Riggs, Al Green, Otis Redding, Ani DiFranco, Stars, Ben Folds, Ryan Adams, Charlie Mars, Travis, Girl Talk, Angus & Julia Stone, The Wreckers, Terra Naomi, B.O.B, Eminem, Rilo Kiley, Beirut, Death Cab for Cutie, Elliott Smith, Aesop Rock, Tim Fite, The Cliks, Weezer, Childish Gambino, Bob Dylan, Billie Holiday, Cake, Josh Ritter, Gregory Alan Isakov, and Ok Go (just to name a few, lol.)
Food: I pretty much live off of smoothies and chicken fajitas. lol. And I think it's weird to lump in food with music, movies and TV.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family (my son being my number 1!)
2) Friends
3) Music
4) My fluffy blanket
5) Love
6) Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future, the meaning of life, how to manage my time wisely, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be working, I could be spending time with my son, I could be out with friends, It really just depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like porn, like a lot.

Also there is a video of me on Youtube rapping "Smell Yo Dick". If you can't handle that or don't think it's even a little bit funny, don't bother. :P

It shouldn't need to be said, but this video is definitely NSFW.
You should message me if
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you can hold an actual conversation. I have had a guy start a conversation with me on here by saying, "yea". I'm not sure what he thought that would accomplish, but I was quick to end the conversation by saying "no". Don't be that guy!