Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I had some fun pics which represented me and my thought processes
but the OKC admin took them off so here is one of my ugly old mug
and some swimming pics.
Religious people and smokers LOOK AWAY NOW!
Kierkegaard said..."Be that self which one truly is."
Yep doing that.
I love lolling about in the sea.
I love my bike.
I have a need for gentle kink in my life.
Comedy is for those who think,tragedy is for those who feel.
Someone told me that cows were able to send information via an
implant to the farmer. Emails? Emoos? He then told me that birds
were able to send tweets...who saw that coming?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Reading/writing/consuming cultural capital for pleasure.Yum
Loving it,but the big bed is so empty these days with little old me
rattling around down there.
I seek a silky sea to slip,slither and slide.
Avidly avoiding the vapid and vacuous
Looking for the quintessential fork.
A bloke needs a good fork now and again,
a lack of a fork is the real reason why.
Women will never know
and I'm not telling either.
The Spanish version of Dantes Inferno had a special place in hell
for those girls who couldn't hold a fork.
Everyone needs a good fork it seems.
Dante had a grasp on forking.
The Fork on The Shelf in The Shed. (make sense of that if you
Vinnies had forks,fine manly ones so I bought them.I am much
Maslow doesn't have a spot on his hierarchy of needs for
forks,maybe HE is being cryptic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing defines me except my physicality, height,1.85, weight 84
kgs. I weighed myself again and will continue to search for a
machine which tells me my real weight of 85kilos. Gemini sun, scary
I'm good in bed and can sleep for AGES.
I'm good at my job, singing in the car,I love "Dig Lazerus Dig"
(Nick Cave)to sing to.I'm the guy doing the hand jive at the lights
to Bo Diddely.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whimsical, I like to pick up small sparkly or interesting things
and keep them. This has resulted in me having a collection of
shells,earrings,old watches and small sticks which look like things
from one direction and a little stick from another.
I come from another planet and have an accent which sounds
Scottish.The Scots don't tend to lose their accents. Why would
I would like to sound like Sean Connery or Ewan McGregor but no...
Glaswegians sound like Billy Connolly I'm afraid.
Nihilist and why not?
We get the best out of every single day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
What about jokes? Books, movies etc but no jokes...okc has no sense
I played Punk in the seventies, jumped up and down to Slade, The
Sweet, Suzy Quatro, always loved archaic music forms. Sinatra,
Elvis Presley, early rock and roll.
Anything on triple j.Except bad rapping and swearing (the radio
goes off) I have to say that rapping as a music form has something
going for it and a good lyricist with a good melody can get me
going, listen to RZA or at a stretch Eminem.
There is a point to youth culture and it is not to please us
It is about separation, defining, refining and leaving the mark of
I had punk and ska/skinhead.
Now they have rapping and hip hop.
Now they also have swearing.
I seem to have read thousands of books, just not recently.
I now have the internet.
I have discovered that I can read by osmosis.
Movies, I just love the movies,everything from whimsical stuff like
the work of Miranda July to big daft blockbusters like "Battleship"
I found "Let the right one in" unexpectedly beautiful.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Politics,I am an irretrievable lefty
Phone. Where did mobile phones come from and how did they suddenly
Tuba/bagpipes.The neighbours complain a bit but hey live and let
live. I don't say anything about their noisy lovemaking, the
farmyard noises have me intrigued though...How DO they get that
Beer,Pizza footy (all five food groups,one item,essential for
Car. I got rid of my beloved Donc and got a newer model of the same
car and it is an old blokes car.
I'm sorry now.
When I parked the old one it sounded like a helicopter crashing
into a wall. When i drove away I often had a bumper stuck to the
towball. It woke babies in the next suburb and gave sleeping dogs
nightmares for weeks but I loved it.
My beloved bed.
Art,I like the style of the Preraphaelites and good art
I know,I know. Define "good" art. Ok ok I get it.
Is that five or six?
Trampoline,how could anyone play tuba without a trampoline?
I just counted and it seems "I can't do without" more than ten
things and that doesn't include air.dogs,cats,friends blah blah
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I sleep so much these days. I love sleeping.
A very fine red is just so nice.
My job can be quite demanding and I have to think on my feet all
the time.Normally this job is done by a much younger person but I
found as I moved up the ranks I had more and more admin to do(my
mind was necrosing) and less patient contact.
I work in physical rehab as a physio and really love when my
patients do well after a big accident,operation or desease due to
my energy and enthusiasm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home,doing this..
Not much happens on a friday night though.
I didn't write "edited"
It just came after I er...
It's amazing. My neighbours are up at three in the morning and came
round,lucky I was up playing my bagpipes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm all traveled out. I have spent long periods of my life in other
countries and have seen great canyons. Slept on the edge of a great
escarpment and experienced the eagles soaring in the morning warmth
coming up the cliff face. Among thousands of people I have taken
through rehabilitation were children who were blown up by landmines
and deliberately targeted by state sponsored terror and have given
them back their lives.
No great surprises for me now in the mundane and prosaic.
I like the sky and the sea.
There is nothing here for the vague,the lumpen or the half hearted,
eccentrics come forward,mutant out and proud.
Lumpen seems to annoy some people. Clearly the meaning is not well
understood- look up lumpenproletariat and it will all be made
clear. It isn't an insult.
A mouse once stole my soap.More details on application.
I wrote this profile when I was a bit grumpy so I did another one
when I was happier.
It really is quite interesting to see the contrast in women who
look at them.
I have stained glass windows at my place.You can thank the pigeons
I Iike dogs who can stott and lollop,
who frolic and gambol and loll,
who meander and squasm at the drop of a hat
and bark for the trill of it all.
You should message me if
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You know who you are.
Your character has beauty and your beauty has character
Your spirit and intuition are important to you.
You are on the red end of the political spectrum.
You like hot, soapy baths with red wine,
Find food sexy sometimes,
You like sleeps in the daytime
You know that sensuality isn't always to do with sex
I reply to everyone.
Nature favours the brave I do too.
Email me just for fun,be cryptic,creative or weird,
Please be truthful.
Or alternatively if you don't want to be truthful be fantastic,
just don't be ordinary, I can't stand ordinary liars although I do
love fantastic liars.
DON"T contact me if you are sticking your tongue out in one or more
of your pictures or could clinically be diagnosed as bogon.
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