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bondilocal

57 M Sydney, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hello,
I had some fun pics which represented me and my thought processes but the OKC admin took them off so here is one of my ugly old mug and some swimming pics.
NOT happy OKC.
Swimmer.
I love lolling about in the sea.
I love my bike.
I have a need for gentle kink in my life.
Comedy is for those who think,tragedy is for those who feel.
Quixotic.
Someone told me that cows were able to send information via an implant to the farmer. Emails? Emoos? He then told me that birds were able to send tweets...who saw that coming?
Many years ago i met a woman with whom I practiced Tantra.
I had a year of yoga,meditation and veganism.
We just met at the right time in both our lives and together we had very powerful meditations together.We were from diametrically opposite parts of the world and I followed her here to Aus thinking I might meet someone here who could replicate the experience.
Seems not to be.
Time has gone on and I have chosen to live in this world, but maybe if I met the right woman...
What I’m doing with my life
Loving it,but the big bed is so empty these days with little old me rattling around down there.
Avidly avoiding the vapid and vacuous
Looking for the quintessential fork.
A bloke needs a good fork now and again,a lack of a fork is the real reason why.Women will never know and I'm not telling either.
The Spanish version of Dantes Inferno had a special place in hell for those girls who couldn't hold a fork.
Everyone needs a good fork it seems.
Dante had a grasp on forking.
The Fork on The Shelf in The Shed.( make sense of that if you can)
Vinnies had forks,fine manly ones so I bought them.I am much happier now.
Maslow doesn't have a spot on his hierarchy of needs for forks,maybe HE is being cryptic.
I’m really good at
Nothing defines me except my physicality,height,1.85,weight 84 kgs.I weighed myself again and will continue to search for a machine which tells me my real weight of 85kilos.Gemini sun,scary Scorpio moon.I'm good in bed and can sleep for AGES.I'm good at my job,singing in the car,I love "Dig Lazerus Dig" (Nick Cave)to sing to.I'm the guy doing the hand jive at the lights to Bo Diddely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iN45OjB-cCU#t=18shttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OKRJfIPiJGY
The first things people usually notice about me
Whimsical,I like to pick up small sparkly or interesting things and keep them.This has resulted in me having a collection of shells,earrings,old watches and small sticks which look like things from one direction and a little stick from another.
I come from another planet and have an accent which sounds Scottish.The Scots don't tend to lose their accents,why would they?
I would like to sound like Sean Connery or Ewan McGregor but no... Glaswegians sound like Billy Connolly I'm afraid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
What about jokes?books,movies etc but no jokes...okc has no sense of humour.
I played Punk in the seventies,jumped up and down to Slade,The Sweet,Suzy Quatro,always loved archaic music forms Sinatra,Elvis Presley,early rock and roll.
Anything on triple j,except bad rapping and swearing(the radio goes off),I have to say that rapping as a music form has something going for it and a good lyricist with a good melody can get me going,listen to RZA or at a stretch Eminem.
There is a point to youth culture and it is not to please us oldies.
It is about separation,defining,refining and leaving the mark of a generation.
I had punk and ska/skinhead they have rapping.
Now they have swearing.
I seem to have read thousands of books, just not recently.
I now have the internet.
I have discovered that I can read by osmosis.
Movies,I just love the movies,everything from whimsical stuff like the work of Miranda July to big daft blockbusters like "battleship" and "transformers"
I just watched the remake of "Judge Dredd" a ridiculous, video game of a movie but very stylish and beautifully designed. The picture on the box is a simulcrum instead should be in correct perspective. He has massive feet and a tiny head somehow implying that he is a giant of a man but, in fact, it looks like he has big feet and a very small head.
The six things I could never do without
Politics,I am an irretrievable lefty
Phone,
Tuba/bagpipes.The nieghbours complain a bit but hey live and let live.I don't say anything about their noisy lovemaking,the farmyard noises have me intrigued though...How DO they get that cathedral resonance?
Docs-not the department of community services-the boots and shoes.ATM it is summer so shoes it is.
Footy,Beer,Pizza(all five food groups,one item,essential for life)
Car,got rid of beloved donc and got a newer model of the same car and it is an old blokes car.I'm sorry now,when I parked the old one it sounded like a helicopter crashing into a wall,when i drove away I often had a bumper stuck to the towball.It woke babies in the next suburb and gave sleeping dogs nightmares,but I loved it.
My beloved bed.
Art,I like the style of the preraphaelites and good art generally.
Is that five or six?
Trampoline,how could anyone play tuba without a trampoline?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I sleep so much these days.I love sleeping.
A very fine red is just so nice.
My job can be quite demanding and I have to think on my feet all the time.Normally this job is done by a much younger person but I found as I moved up the ranks I had more and more admin to do(my mind was necrosing) and less patient contact.
I work in physical rehab as a physio and really love when my patients do well after a big accident,operation or desease due to my energy and enthusiasm.
HEY! Stop sniggering I am being sensible here.
I am intrigued by the little comments under the "similar users" "less desiring of sex" is interesting.if a woman is "less desiring of sex" as judged by the OKC programme then that is her death knell on a dating site.
I clicked on one and there was no evidence of her being "less desiring of sex"...bizarre
I contacted her to tell herthat OKC had judged her as being "less desiring if sex" not only was her gast flabbered but her flabber was gasted,Really who is less desiring of sex?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home,doing this..
Not much happens on a friday night though.
edited,
I didn't write "edited"
It just came after I er...
edited
It's amazing,my neighbours are up at three in the morning and came round,lucky I was up playing my bagpipes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Religious people and smokers LOOK AWAY NOW!
There is nothing here for the vague,the lumpen or the half hearted, eccentrics come forward,mutant out and proud.
Lumpen seems to annoy some people.clearly the meaning is not well understood- look up lumpenproletariat and it will all be made clear.It isn't an insult.
A mouse once stole my soap.More details on application.
I wrote this profile when I was a bit grumpy so I did another one when I was happier.
It really is quite interesting to see the contrast in women who look at them.
I have stained glass windows at my place.You can thank the pigeons for that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I am vegetarian and if you think that means I eat fish,meat or seafood then we won't get on.
Your spirit and intuition is important
You are on the red end of the political spectrum.
You like hot soapy baths with red wine,
Find food sexy sometimes,
You like sleeps in the daytime
You know that sensuality isn't always to do with sex
I reply to everyone.Nature favours the brave I do too.
Email me just for fun,be cryptic,creative or weird,
anything,no boundaries.
Please be truthful.
Or alternatively if you don't want to be truthful be fantastic,just don't be ordinary,I can't stand ordinary liars although I do love fantastic liars.
I like the odd trip to do trail bikerides in the blue mountains and if you fancy doing some of that without strings I would be happy if you came along.
DON"T contact me if you are sticking your tongue out in one or more of your pictures or could clinically be diagnosed as bogon.thanks