Hello,
I had some fun pics which represented me and my thought processes but the OKC admin took them off so here is one of my ugly old mug and some swimming pics.
NOT happy OKC.
I hate going to bed, I hate getting up again, I hate being alone, Who said that?
Me.
I did,
Just now, but the dude who said it first or it was ascribed to first was Tallulah Bankhead.
Vale Tallulah.The world was a different place when you were alive.
Swimmer...me, not Tallulah.
Comedy is for those who think,tragedy is for those who feel. Horace Walpole said that.Walpole was a diarist, how do you make money as a diarist? Is it like twanking,tweeting or twittering? Are cliches the herbacious border around the flower bed of our thinking lives? No?
Me again you can tell.
Quixotic. Cervantes had something there.
Someone told me that cows were able to send information via an implant to the farmer. Emails? Emoos? He then told me that birds were able to send tweets...who saw that coming?

Loving it,but the big bed is so empty these days with little old me rattling around down there.
looking for the quintessential fork.
A bloke needs a good fork now and again,a lack of a fork is the real reason why.
The Spanish version of Dantes Inferno had a special place in hell for those girls who couldn't hold a fork.
Everyone needs a good fork it seems.
Dante had a grasp on forking.
The Fork on The Shelf in The Shed.( make sense of that if you can)
Vinnies had forks,fine manly ones so I bought them.I am much happier now.
Maslow doesn't have a spot on his hierarchy of needs for forks,maybe HE is being cryptic.

Nothing defines me except my physicality,height,1.85,weight 84 kgs,gemini sun,scary scorpio moon.I'm good at my job,singing in the car,i love "Dig Lazerus Dig" (Nick Cave)to sing to.I'm the guy doing the hand jive at the lights to Bo Diddely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iN45OjB-cCU#t=18shttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OKRJfIPiJGY

I come from another planet and have an accent which sounds Scottish.The Scots don't tend to lose their accents,why would they?
I would like to sound like Sean Connery or Ewan McGregor but no... Glaswegians sound like Billy Connolly I'm afraid.
Ducks and geese in various states around my flat(painted,carved, the painted ones ie on paintings are flat.The painted ones made of wood are not)

What about jokes?books,movies etc but no jokes...okc has no sense of humour.
I played Punk in the seventies,jumped up and down to Slade,The Sweet,Suzy Quatro,always loved archaic music forms Sinatra,Elvis Presley,early rock and roll.
Anything on triple j,except bad rapping and swearing(the radio goes off),I have to say that rapping as a music form has something going for it and a good lyricist with a good melody can get me going,listen to RZA or at a stretch Eminem.
There is a point to youth culture and it is not to please us oldies.
It is about separation,defining,refining and leaving the mark of a generation.
I had punk and ska/skinhead they have rapping.
Now they have swearing.
I seem to have read thousands of books, just not recently.
I now have the internet.
I have discovered that I can read by osmosis.
Movies,I just love the movies,everything from whimsical stuff like the work of Miranda July to big daft blockbusters like "battleship" and "transformers"
I just watched the remake of "Judge Dredd" a ridiculous, video game of a movie but very stylish and beautifully designed. The picture on the box is a simulcrum instead should be in correct perspective. He has massive feet and a tiny head somehow implying that he is a giant of a man but, in fact, it looks like he hus goat u wee teeny heed.(read with scottish accent)

Phone,
Tuba/bagpipes.The nieghbours complain a bit but hey live and let live.I don't say anything about their noisy lovemaking,the farmyard noises have me intrigued though...How DO they get that cathedral resonance?
Footy,Beer,Pizza(all five food groups,one item,essential for life)
Car,got rid of beloved donc and got a newer model of the same car and it is an old blokes car.I'm sorry now,when I parked the old one it sounded like a helicopter crashing into a wall,when i drove away I often had a bumper stuck to the towball.It woke babies in the next suburb and gave sleeping dogs nightmares,but I loved it.
My beloved bed.
Is that five or six?
trampoline,how could anyone play tuba without a trampoline?
eight?I have trouble typing inside this box never mind trying to think of six things

Why I sleep so much these days.
A very fine red is just so nice.
My job can be quite demanding and I have to think on my feet all the time.Normally this job is done by a much younger person but I found as I moved up the ranks I had more and more admin to do(my mind was necrosing) and less patient contact.
I work in physical rehab as a physio and really love when my patients do well after a big accident,operation or desease due to my energy and enthusiasm.
HEY! Stop sniggering I am being sensible here.
I am intrigued by the little comments under the "similar users" "less desiring of sex" is interesting.if a woman is "less desiring of sex" as judged by the OKC programme then that is her death knell on a dating site.
I clicked on one and there was no evidence of her being "less desiring of sex"...bizarre

At home,doing this..
Not much happens on a friday night though.
edited,
I didn't write "edited"
It just came after I er...
edited
It's amazing,my neighbours are up at three in the morning and came round,lucky I was up playing my bagpipes.

Religious people and smokers LOOK AWAY NOW!
There is nothing here for the vague,the lumpen or the half hearted, eccentrics come forward,mutant out and proud.
I wrote this profile when I was a bit grumpy so I did another one when I was happier.
It really is quite interesting to see the contrast in women who look at them.
I have stained glass windows at my place.You can thank the pigeons for that.

I reply to everyone.Nature favours the brave I do too.
Email me just for fun,be cryptic,creative or weird,
anything,no boundaries.
Please be truthful.
Or alternatively if you don't want to be truthful be fantastic,just don't be ordinary,I can't stand ordinary liars although I do love fantastic liars