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bondo510

45 M Newark, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have no job or money, So you have to make fat cash and I am not talking about working at wal mart! I still live in my moms basement so we have to be quiet. I like sy fy , slasher films and some classic snuff films . I am saving up money to fix up my 84 vw rabbit so when we go out you have to to drive. It has no top on it and does not currently run but its all mine and paid for! I got it for a trade for a broken I pod I found in the trash. We can hang out in it on my driveway and make out as long as my mom does not catch us. It has a great tape player if your into that. The speakers are starting to get wet bummer! I think tapes and the 80s will make a comeback soon! I am pretty fat for not having a job , All that laying on the couch playing video games has made me fat and lazy. I am a bbd (big beautiful dude) ! I used to be a male prostitute and got paid quite well. Now in my 40s (and fat and bald) its a lot tougher to find work ! I like mexican food but when we go out you have to pay. I enjoy sleeping with hot babes and farting on occasion but not on the first date. So please have a nice pad as I may need to crash there from time to time. I have no hobbies as that cuts into my sleep time . My goals are to get my car running and drive it to europe. I love Bachman Turner Overdrive they are the best band ever! I love cats , dogs and cars, Enough about me tell me about you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am just trying to make a good living. I recently stopped eating fast food and soda. I still love to go get pizza or a burrito just not as much. I guess I choose quality over quantity. I like to go to the gym and workout.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cars , making love and more cars , I am handy and can fix stuff! I am also good at making people laugh. I am also a good person to talk to .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am funny and my nice hair! Also my sexxy voice. I get a lot of compliments on my eyes. People also say I am sweet and caring. Some people find me funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am easily entertained. I like mexican food a lot . Thai food and italian food is great too. I am not into seafood. I like devo , kraftwerk, front line assembly, e 40 . Too short, ice cube, ice t , mr ozio , ministry, new order, lcd soundsystem, nin, Public enemy, talking heads ,Air, Beck, mash ups, abba. I enjoy industrial and old rap when I work on cars. I like a lot of different music. I am not really into country. On tv I like glee , warehouse 13 , castle , the big bang theory ,haven,Dexter, modern family , ugly americans , and south park.
Movies I like are south park bigger longer and uncut , reanimator , westworld , evil dead , the devil's backbone , city of god , car wash, super bad, the stuff, clockwork orange , donnie darko , tropic thunder. Jay and silent Bob, pretty much any movie with zombies , shaun of the dead ,I am easily entertained!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sex, golden boy pizza, cars, mexican food, hot makeout sessions, internets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Vws vintage cars and trucks restoring volkswagens and you!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie! Or welding something! I could be doing anything from staying at home and relaxing to going to sf or san jose. Sometimes I just stay up late and work on my cars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have to poo. I also secretly wanted a snuggie . I like abba I also like musicals and plays . I have seen a show on broadway. I love cats and dogs. I have saved a few of them. Just don't tell anyone because I look tough.
You should message me if
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You can just make me a sandwich that would be a great start ,Dumpster diving on a first date would be fun! It would be great if you had a truck and a extra set of gloves! Also a junk yard would be romantic just me and you and rusty broken cars. Told you I am old fashoned! Maybe we can sneak some jack in the box in there. You will have to pay for my 2.00 cover charge and my jumbo jack with no onions and extra cheeze.