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bonerantlers

38 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly halal
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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probably thinking about whether or not i can sneak in a quick nap

serious, but kind

often vague
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Feeding the cat. Lackadaisical flaneurism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing through facades.

Finding common ground with others without compromising my own standards.

Apparently, despite severe astigmatic myopia, my spatial and color acuity are perfect. It's evident nowhere but in test results.

Napping, friendship, singing. Doing dishes. Cooking (most of the time), brewing coffee, and mixing drinks.

Library accumulation. Qualitative assessment. Critical thinking. Languages.

Languor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm young-looking and I talk funny.

"Strolling like a man in a park, without a care or worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place."

"The person who experiences greatness must have a feeling for the myth he is in. He must reflect what is projected upon him. And he must have a strong sense of the sardonic. This is what uncouples him from belief in his own pretensions. The sardonic is all that permits him to move within himself. Without this quality, even occasional greatness will destroy a man."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to read. Well-developed literacy is extremely attractive.

My tastes and perspective are pretty broad, so I can find authentic agreement with almost anyone, if I want to.

I've never met food I didn't like, though thus far I've crossed the street to avoid run-ins with gastropods, insects and living specimens.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
science
humor
music
indulgences/executive pardons
adaptability
Hoffman lenses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
omg myspace!!!! LOL

the bad shit that's comin' down.

"am i really here? now? doing this?"

bad writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
incredibly busy with something or other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tweet about you all day.
You should message me if
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and only if you've never been in the same time zone as a goddamned "birthright" trip