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bonerantlers

37 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly halal
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
You can do just about anything you want in this country as long as you've got good credit. And my credit is spotless.

Also, I was right about Iraq.

Serious, but kind. Often vague.

Not looking to father a child, settle down, anything like that.
What I’m doing with my life
Feeding the cat. Lackadaisical flaneurism.
I’m really good at
Seeing through facades.

Finding common ground with others without compromising my own standards.

Apparently, despite severe astigmatic myopia, my spatial and color acuity are perfect. It's evident nowhere but in test results.

Napping, friendship, singing. Doing dishes. Cooking (most of the time), brewing coffee, and mixing drinks.

Library accumulation.

Languor.

Speed chess.

Shakespeare.

Qualitative assessment. Critical thinking. Languages.

Extending metaphors.

Counting cops. Getting warnings instead of speeding tickets.

Decoding the Matrix.

Inspiring cognitive dissonance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm young-looking and I talk funny.

"Strolling like a man in a park, without a care or worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place."

"The person who experiences greatness must have a feeling for the myth he is in. He must reflect what is projected upon him. And he must have a strong sense of the sardonic. This is what uncouples him from belief in his own pretensions. The sardonic is all that permits him to move within himself. Without this quality, even occasional greatness will destroy a man."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to read. Well-developed literacy is extremely attractive.

My tastes and perspective are pretty broad, so I can find authentic agreement with almost anyone, if I want to.

I've never met food I didn't like, though thus far I've crossed the street to avoid run-ins with gastropods, insects and living specimens.
The six things I could never do without
science
humor
music
indulgences/executive pardons
adaptability
Hoffman lenses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
omg myspace!!!! LOL

the bad shit that's comin' down.

"am i really here? now? doing this?"

bad writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
incredibly busy with something or other.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
and only if you've never used the term "race card" in earnest