my, my. that's a bit wordy, isn't it? let's just tighten this up...

Bell-ringer. I get retweets, li'l dumplings.

Horrified, but fearless.

Not settled or settling.

Staying up late and getting up early.

Judging books by their covers. No, really -- I'm an appraiser. By day.

Finding common ground with others without compromising my own standards.

Napping, friendship, singing. Doing dishes. Cooking (most of the time), brewing coffee, and mixing drinks.

Accumulation.

Languor.

Speed chess.

Shakespeare.

Qualitative assessment. Critical thinking. Languages.

Extending metaphors.

Counting cops. Getting warnings instead of speeding tickets.

Decoding the Matrix.

Inspiring cognitive dissonance.

I'm young-looking and I talk funny.

"Strolling like a man in a park, without a care or worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place."

"The person who experiences greatness must have a feeling for the myth he is in. He must reflect what is projected upon him. And he must have a strong sense of the sardonic. This is what uncouples him from belief in his own pretensions. The sardonic is all that permits him to move within himself. Without this quality, even occasional greatness will destroy a man."

Quotations from King and Herbert notwithstanding, I read regularly and rigorously. Well-developed literacy is extremely attractive.

My tastes and perspective are pretty broad, so I can find agreement with almost anyone, if I want to.

I've never met food I didn't like, though thus far I've crossed the street to avoid run-ins with gastropods, insects and living specimens.

science
humor
music
indulgences/executive pardons
adaptability
corrective lenses

omg myspace!!!! LOL

the bad shit that's comin' down.

"am i really here? now? doing this?"

bad writing.

incredibly busy with something or other.

I think you're incredibly special. Really. More special than you know. Like, secret-great-destiny special.

I grew up on a farm, but never really learned to ride a bike.

I could not be less interested in what you look like as a zombie.

you're a Delta Gamma girl