I'm Bri! One of those bleeding heart liberals, you know.

Fat queer with a serious love of books and weird objects from the thrift store.

Yes, that's queer, not bisexual. I can't go so far as to say I'm a lesbian, but I vaaaastly prefer girls.

If you visit my profile and find me interesting/appealing, message me. I beg of you, I'm way too flaky and shy to approach you first.

Crazy cat lady 4 lyf \m/ ~~

Basically nothing! I make hoagies for a living and I start school September 2013.

Reading, writing, being a bitch. Also finding a cat's "sweet spot".

I'm really weird and vulgar, and I have fake red hair.

I love so many books, but my favourite authors right now are Chuck Palahniuk, Ray Bradbury, and Neal Shusterman. Also, I love everything Brit Lit. Canterbury Tales and Beowulf being my favourites.

My favourite movie is Spirited Away, but I love anything with Ellen Page or by Woody Allen.

My "Top 25 Most Played" on iTunes is telling me my favourite music is Neutral Milk Hotel, The White Stripes, Arctic Monkeys, Marina And The Diamonds, Sublime, Arcade Fire, Ween, The Beach Boys, The Dresden Dolls, The Killers, Le Tigre, Queen, RHCP, and The Smiths,

I'm not at all picky with food. Vegan stuff is cool, but I do eat meat sometimes.

1. My cats
2. Books
3. The internet
4. Writing
5. Arizona Green Tea
6. Art

The English language and how disgusting non menthol cigarettes are.

Working or eating pizza and crying.

I collect Monster High dolls. I have a lot of dolls...

You feel like it!

Also, If you're less awkward than me and know how to start some kind of conversation.

(4/21/13) Since this apparently needs to be said, don't bother contacting me if youre over the age of 22. ESPECIALLY if youre like 35. You have no idea how much this creeps me out.