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bonerpatronus

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Kind of a hipster by default, mostly esoteric, full of trivia, somewhat artsy.

Laid back but engaged. Not laid back as in, despondent or too-cool. I like putting people at ease, finding out about them, and being witty and silly at the same time.

I'm a mature non-awkward romantic nerd, looking for sweet witty people to watch movies, get tipsy, make out, have tremendous sex, tremendous cuddling and/or tremendous conversation with.

I have another profile for longer-term stuff, and if you find it you're welcome to message. This one's mainly to meet more people and be sillier. I'm honestly happy if this just leads to some laughs at a dive bar and a few more single friends.

So basically this one is, hey you seem cool, let's go drink.

And make out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex