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boney-crisp

25 M Ramsgate, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm the kinda guy that you will think "he's just an ordinary man" and then I will do one of the most pathetic things at the wrong time, which usually makes people laugh. I'm honest with people, I consider myself to be a good listener, I'm usually fun to be round and I enjoy nothing more than making people laugh. My favourite animal at the moment is a cow, don't ask me why but I just find there lack of emotions hilarious.

Other than that boring dribble I like typical "man" things, like beer, football and curry. I love music a lot and my favourite band is Tool, but i'm not specific in what type of music I like, if it sounds good and it's innovative I will probably like it.

I've written way too much, if you wanna know me more then ask :)
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently working in a dead end job, so I can finance my true dream of becoming a professional Stand-up. I'm not one of those people that is doing it to be famous as I hate reading about celebrities as it is and it will be even worse to read about my own scandals.
I’m really good at
I like to think that I'm good at acting, stand-up and writing, but I have to as these are the career paths I'm chasing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite book at the moment is: I, Partridge. We need to talk about Alan...Also like On the road, 1984, Of Mice and Men...just getting back into reading, so I am sure that list will grow

TV: Breaking Bad, The Office, The Simpsons, South Park, The Thick of it, Louie, QI, Peep show, I'm Alan Partridge, Blackadder, Dexter and any interesting documentaries

Films: Airplane I think is possibly my favourite film of all time, otherwise I like One flew over the cuckoo's nest, The Dark Knight trilogy, Jurassic Park, Aladdin, Lion King, Django unchained, The Departed, Forrest Gump, Patch Adams, Amazing Grace, Green Mile, trainspotting and many many more

My Music taste is extremely varied. My favourite band are Tool with Elbow being a very close 2nd

I love Indian food, Chinese food, Thai, Mexican, good Italian food and Greek food is very understated I find. Absolutely HATE mushrooms
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
My laptop
Music
Stand-up Comedy
Having a warped sense of humour
Chilli's
On a typical Friday night I am
I work in retail, so weekends are often in the week. So I am going to rephrase this;

On a typical night where I don't have work the next day or I start work after midday I am usually either in a different part of country doing a gig, or I am somewhere getting drunk, both usually involve me getting drunk actually.

*DISCLAIMER: I am not an alcoholic*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I accidentally killed my Sea Monkeys
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to know me more, simple as. Alot of what I put on here is absurd and if you enjoyed my absurdity then we very may well get along nicely.