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bonsaichicken

31 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), LISP (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cigarette smoking through a meal of scrambled eggs, scallops, and strawberry cheescake. Pears, a bag of marijuana, cinnamon." .. oh no wait thats tasting notes on scotch, perhaps I should try personality tasting notes. "Geeky with a side order of crazy; sarcastic with a soft gooey centre, complex but easily enjoyed by those with intelligence."

I am soon to become a transplant to San Francisco, after having been a transplant to Los Angeles. I remain however fiercely English and proud of it.

Why do it again, why up and move? Interesting question; which can only be figured out with the thought that, well, life is too short not to have an adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Plotting, planning, scheming ?

For work I build search engines for people, strangely that seems to be what I do often for leisure, some people may think that mad but its fun to do a hobby for money. Kinda like being a pro sports player I guess

I am also attempting to figure out how to play go long distance with my best friend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making seriously hard things look really easy whilst at the same time having this knack for making really simple things look like I am examining them if I am a visitor from mars.

The cliche would be, I am really good at cooking, but I am ! My curry is awesome ! I have done the pro-chef thing once in a previous incarnation and, whilst I don't enjoy the lifestyle, I do sometimes enjoy doing elaborate and screwball technical cooking.

I am also good at things that would be described as "reducing a LR-parse tree into an Finite-State-Transducer", but I think that might just be something my mind came up with after I hit my head on something.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am English
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies Many movies

Comedy Anything of the English persuasion, especially people like Eddie Izzard, Jimmy Carr MonkeyDust (I guess anything surreal and dark)

Music Lots of diversity, lots of electronica, quite a bit of strange, with a bent towards some seriously obscure stuff

I have however been taking to a range of classical music recently

Food I will eat anything tasty, if I can convince it to stay still I might eat it. If I was forced at gunpoint to pick one countries cuisine for the rest of my life I would have to go with italian , british, korean, japanese, indian ...
Having cooked most things, I find that I am forever intrigued by what I have not mastered.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
scotch ? :P

Science documentaries

My keychain, to many its a lump of metal, to me its a personal talisman from a previous life.

My bag for much the same reason, its less about the contents and more about the fact I have lived out of it multiple times, on multiple continents, used it as a pillow, occasionally a weapon and sometimes stored stuff in it when it has seemed dry enough.

My books, I would probably die trying to save them in a fire.

The computer I write this on, I know its what everyone says, but its more of an mirror on my life than I sometimes care to admit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future of mankind, why we don't live on the moon, and why I don't yet have a paranoid android

Oh and what I want for lunch, that is seriously the hardest part of my day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hacking on opensource, dont laugh honestly I am.
Or playing vollyball.
Or drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate karaoke
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you are awesome

Or if you want to pack it in for two months, run away and travel on the Trans-Siberian