Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cigarette smoking through a meal of scrambled eggs,
scallops, and strawberry cheesecake. Pears, a bag of marijuana,
.. oh no wait that's tasting notes on scotch,
perhaps I should try personality tasting notes. "Geeky
with a side order of crazy
with a soft gooey centre,
complex but easily enjoyed by those with intellect."
I am soon to become a transplant to San Francisco, after having
been a transplant to Los Angeles. I remain however fiercely English
and proud of it.
Why do it again? Why up and move? Interesting question; which can
only be figured out with the thought that, well, life is too short
not to have an adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Plotting, planning, scheming
For work I build search engines for people, strangely that seems to
be what I often do for leisure, some people may think that mad but
fun to do a hobby for money. Kinda like being a pro sports player I
I am also attempting to figure out how to play go
long distance with my best friend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making seriously hard things look easy while at the same time
having this knack for making simple things look like I am examining
them if I am a visitor from Mars.
The cliche would be, I am great at cooking, but I am! My curry is
awesome! I have done the pro chef thing once in a previous
incarnation. While I don't
enjoy the lifestyle, I
sometimes enjoy doing elaborate and screwball
I am also good at things that would be described as "reducing
LR-parse trees into Finite-State-Transducers". I think that might
just be something my mind came up with after I hit my head on
Making myself and others laugh; I try to find ways to amuse myself
every step of the way to the grave. Life is too short to be
_boring_, play with your food; joke with your friends; be reckless
and wear sunscreen
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am English. Quite amusing when people ask me, in English, to
talk to them in English.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything of the English persuasion,
especially people like Eddie Izzard, Jimmy Carr MonkeyDust
(I guess anything surreal and dark)
Music Lots of diversity, lots of electronica, quite a bit
, with a bent towards some seriously obscure
I have however been taking to a range of classical music
I will eat anything tasty. If I can convince
things to stay still, I might eat them. If compelled to choose, at
gunpoint, one cuisine for the rest of my life I would have to go
with Italian, British, Korean, Japanese, Indian ...
Having cooked most things, I find that I am forever intrigued by
what I have not mastered.
However, I don't understand tacos, which appear to be a poor
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
scotch ? :P
Science documentaries, history documentaries, documentary
My bag. Less about the contents; which has been lived out of it
multiple times, on multiple continents, used it as a pillow,
occasionally a weapon and has sometimes stored stuff, when it
seemed dry enough.
My books, I would probably die trying to save them in a fire.
The computer I write this on, a hackneyed cliche for sure; but it
is probably a scary mirror into our lives
My passport - an uninspiring little red book by itself - but aids
in the creation of adventures.
Finally the breaking of rules, which lets me cheat having 7 things
on the list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future of mankind, why we don't live on the moon, and why I don't
yet have a paranoid android
Oh and what I want for lunch, that is seriously the hardest part of
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hacking on opensource,
dont laugh honestly I am.
Or playing volleyball.
Or debating the taxonomical differences between cookies, biscuits
and scones, and why y-all got it wrong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate karaoke to the point of violence.
You should message me if
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If you are awesome
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