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24 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 10:28am
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Aries but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from college/university
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English, French (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)
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It's just a job, really. Something to keep me going. My real passion is my hobby.
I work with retards.
I am trying to think less and feel more.
Movie quotes comprise roughly half of my vocalized thoughts.
The Fog of War
Dumb & Dumber
Children of Men
Anything with Joe Don Baker
Trailer Park Boys
Mouth of the Architect
Cult of Luna
Grass fed butter
Grass fed beef
Gum. I eat gum
An unfettered desire to understand
Mind altering substances
Bad chicken! Mess you up!
Sometimes I drag myself out where I'm usually mistaken for a narcotics agent.
Reading, maybe? I think it's more interesting what you're doing on an a-typical Friday night.
After soaking two years and then lying high six months it was perfectly sound through waterlogged past drying
Would you like to know more?
I accidentally hung out with the Jamaican mafia in Geneva, Switzerland and became best friends with them. One night they took me to an all-black nightclub and encouraged me to smoke something. I came to in their apartment and they were playing FIFA '98 on a PS1.
....so if you're in Geneva and need weed, shoot me a message.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–30
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
Additional encouragement for those of you who can aggressively lead us to safety in heels whilst sporting a disarming twinkle in your lovely eyes.
If you would fly into hell with me with the low fuel light blinking and join me in gleefully and unironically crying "Yeehaw" as we plunge into the cavernous den of resistance and obstacles.
Ad Astra per Aspera
"You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
I jest. But, seriously.
If you're a degenerate atheist and/or open-minded spiritually, I love you for who you are already.
You should message me for any reason whatsoever with anything from a stock tip to politically charged, violent rhetoric.
If you find this captivating: http://youtu.be/A_TbnkLI18w