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bonsoir_ca_va

25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jun 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi there, my name is Joseph.

I'm just some guy.

“When she says margarita she means daiquiri.
When she says quixotic she means mercurial.
And when she says, "I'll never speak to you again,"
she means, "Put your arms around me from behind
as I stand disconsolate at the window."
What I’m doing with my life
Seeking to share thoughts and experiences with the likes of you.

I am trying to think less and feel more.
I’m really good at
scheming, dividing (not multiplying), swearing, casing joints, mixing cocktails, promptly drinking them, and kicking over sandcastles

I have been told that I can do an amazing impression of an olde tyme huckster.

Gin. I'm really good at gin.
The first things people usually notice about me
Default expression of bamboozlement

When I'm smoking my pipe while skateboarding to work, I'm honestly not sure what people notice first.

Movie quotes comprise roughly half of my vocalized thoughts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Respectfully,

Watterson

Upstream Color

mst3k

Post-things

Gum. I eat gum
The six things I could never do without
Fun
Friends
Sins
(Un)intelligent conversation
Truth
Mind altering substances
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The determinism of morality. Emerging entry points in the changing international economy. Keynesian theory. Sin. The origins of the universe. The distinction between terrorism and insurgency. Biohacking. Nanotechnology and AI. Very classy ways to say terrible things. The wrong of my ways. The nature of consciousness. Defining characteristics of various violent substate stratifications. Virtue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I drag myself out where I'm usually mistaken for a narcotics agent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast...

Would you like to know more?

I accidentally hung out with the Jamaican mafia in Geneva, Switzerland and became best friends with them. One night they took me to an all-black nightclub and encouraged me to smoke something. I awoke in their apartment and they were playing FIFA '98 on a PS1.

....so if you're in Geneva and need weed, I'm your guy.

Quoi de neuf, balla?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You won't. It's okay.

Good hunting, lass.