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35 F Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
this won't help. it will just be some totally biased crap that you will interpret the wrong way anyhow. we should hang out together if you really want to know about me.

it takes me a little time to warm up to folks usually. i am outgoing, dependable, loyal, happy, energetic, communicative, utilitarian, sassy. after many years and many interactions, i have come to the conclusion that my perception of the world around me is more comprehensive/holistic than most.

i've grown quite fond of riding my bicycle in the last many years. i like to wear outrageous/garish/cute knee-high socks when i cycle; i have lost count of how many people laugh/smile at me when i go by. :D i have completed the STP 3 times. Bikram yoga is a must for me, and makes me feel great! it is very important to me that my partner have a compatible lifestyle. you know what they say: "the couple that plays together, stays together". if you don't want to go cycling or backpacking, you will be lonely in the summer; if you don't want to ski or snowboard, you will be lonely in the winter. i want a playmate who can keep up and even challenge me. ;)

i cook. i recycle. love being with the bugs/dirt/plants in my garden and in the woods. i am passionate about Mother Nature; i love what i cannot control. DIY, sewing, snowboarding, hiking, backpacking to a nice spot with nobody for miles, camping, rock climbing (beginner, have shoes/harness), kayaking, rollerblading... i am not one of those folks that just says they like these things; i actually get up and get on out and do them. the second bedroom in my house has become a damn gear closet fer chrissakes... :P

i have no TV. occasionally i watch Netflix on my laptop. i have a big sweet kitty who has been with me for about 17 years, but he's still spry! i hope you're not allergic...
What I’m doing with my life
worked as a software engineer (LAMP) for the last 8 years, trying out SDET for a spell now. i am currently scheming on how to transition to a career that involves energy healing, community, and nature; this transition is long overdue.

i have recently decided that the walls of my living room will be my canvas for creative outlet, and am planning a very large flower of life drawing that will take up most of one wall.

Belize at the end of May! :D
I’m really good at
operating a chainsaw apparently. also, parallel parking, deep tissue massage, cooking, gardening, and some other things a lady does not mention.

i am better, at EVERYTHING, than these girls. ;) -------------------->
The first things people usually notice about me
i get the half-cocked stare a lot. people think i look like someone they know. been told more than a few times i look like Anna Paquin, Fairuza Balk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: DIY books, cookbooks, Stephen King, Neal Stephenson, Meditation Within Eternity, The War of Art, Gaia's Garden, Real Food: What to Eat and Why. i have been on a metaphysical kick lately.

movies: Inception, Prometheus, Kill Bill 1&2, Avatar, South Park, Four Rooms, Love Actually, Closer, Memento, The Botany of Desire, Star Trek, X-Men, Sin City, Guy Ritchie films, Coen Bros. films, almost anything Joss Whedon, Pixar films, Sci-Fi, a lot of independent stuff.

shows: Battlestar Galactica <3, Star Trek (old and new), Futurama, Grey's Anatomy, South Park, Spongebob, Adventure Time, How I Met Your Mother.

music: Michael Franti & Spearhead, Ratatat, Skrillex, Feist, Clinton Fearon, most of the Marleys, Cat Power, Ray LaMontagne, Otis Redding, Bill Withers, Etta James, Iron & Wine, Amy Winehouse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ben Harper, Tom Petty, RHCP, John Butler Trio, Snoop Dogg, Beyonce, Petey Pablo, Pearl Jam, Black Keys, Johnny Cash, Vivaldi... i am really all over the board i guess; it really depends on the mood. no death metal, spastic jazz, or twangy country please!

food: i don't like industrialized food; it tastes like crap and makes me feel the same. i try to eat local, sustainable foods so i love my Sunday Farmers' Market. my diet is Weston Price style; i did a stint of gluten free/Paleo, and have some great recipes, but i love rice and the occasional pastry. i LOVE to cook. from scratch. i think many have lost their relationship with their food. my kitchen tricks are Greek, Thai, Italian, Japanese, Mexican, Filipino, and more. this past year i have been experimenting with fermented foods (veggies, kombucha, kefir, etc.), and am loving it! it can get pretty fragrant sometimes; the carrot, red onion, and kale blend was dubbed "bustin' ass" by one of my coworkers, bahaha!! the Christmas kimchi was frakking amazeballz (have it with rice and over easy eggs for bfast); i want to try my hand at injera soon, and making my own cheese. if you want to cook together, i may just melt. ;)

i really enjoy doing a 7-day water fast once a year; it is always a lovely experience.
The six things I could never do without
family/friends, laughter, quality time in nature, my garden, a well-equipped kitchen, and moving meditation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
metaphysics/how to raise my vibration, my garden, kissing, sex, sexy beards, changing the world, what i will cook next, how i can make make my home more minimalist.

intelligent design*/how to be more efficient. the nature/why of things. i believe that when you understand nature, people, and why/how everything works, you are closer to achieving harmony with the universe.

*i am NOT talking about creationism here. it was pointed out that it could be interpreted as such, so i just wanted to clear that up. :P i mean literally, as in designing things with intelligence and forethought.
On a typical Friday night I am
not into clubbing. something to wind down from the week, often yoga, or getting an early evening for something fun on Saturday: bike ride, snowboarding, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
occasionally i will do some gardening with a headlamp. my neighbors probably think i'm nuts, but that's ok.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are not going to mistake my username as license for a segue into lewd conversation. it is meant to make you laugh, not turn you into a skeezy creeper that came out of my toobs.

you are awake; you know who you are.

you smile/laugh a lot, are considerate, intelligent, an excellent communicator, proactive, passionate about Nature, sensual, cuddly... having a sense of humor is important! i tend to do well with folks who are open and straightforward. say what you mean, and mean what you say; i will do the same.

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr. Seuss

oh Dr. Seuss, you are a genius!!! i <3 Dr. Seuss.