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35 F Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
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this won't help. it will just be some totally biased crap that you will interpret the wrong way anyhow. we should hang out together if you really want to know about me.

it takes me a little time to warm up to folks usually. i am outgoing, dependable, loyal, happy, energetic, communicative, utilitarian, sassy.

i've grown quite fond of riding my bicycle in the last many years. i like to wear outrageous/garish/cute knee-high socks when i cycle; i have lost count of how many people laugh/smile at me when i go by. :D i have completed the STP 3 times. Bikram yoga is a must for me, and makes me feel great! it is very important to me that my partner have a compatible lifestyle. you know what they say: "the couple that plays together, stays together". if you don't want to go cycling or backpacking, you will be lonely in the summer; if you don't want to ski or snowboard, you will be lonely in the winter. i want a playmate who can keep up and even challenge me. ;)

i cook. i recycle. love being with the bugs/dirt/plants in my garden and in the woods. i am passionate about Mother Nature; i love what i cannot control. DIY, sewing, snowboarding, hiking, backpacking to a nice spot with nobody for miles, camping, rock climbing (beginner, have shoes/harness), kayaking, rollerblading... i am not one of those folks that just says they like these things; i actually get up and get on out and do them. the second bedroom in my house has become a damn gear closet fer chrissakes... :P

i have no TV. occasionally i watch Netflix on my laptop. i have a big sweet kitty who has been with me for about 17 years, but he's still spry! i hope you're not allergic...
What I’m doing with my life
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worked as a software engineer (LAMP) for the last 8 years, trying out SDET for a spell now. i am currently scheming on how to transition to a life that involves energy healing, community, and nature; this transition is long overdue. i just enrolled in a great program to become a Holistic Nutritionist!! school starts Sept. 8th. taking care of my mind, body, and spirit are very important to me.

i have recently decided that the walls of my living room will be my canvas for creative outlet, and am planning a very large flower of life drawing that will take up most of one wall.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
operating a chainsaw apparently. also, parallel parking, deep tissue massage, cooking, gardening, and some other things a lady does not mention.

i am better, at EVERYTHING, than these girls. ;) -------------------->
The first things people usually notice about me
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i get the half-cocked stare a lot. people think i look like someone they know. been told more than a few times i look like Anna Paquin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: DIY books, cookbooks, health & wellness, Stephen King, Neal Stephenson, Meditation Within Eternity, The War of Art, Gaia's Garden, Real Food: What to Eat and Why, Omnivore's Dilemma, Keto Clarity, The Hormone Cure. i have been on a metaphysical kick lately.

movies: Inception, Prometheus, Kill Bill 1&2, Avatar, South Park, Four Rooms, Love Actually, Closer, Memento, The Botany of Desire, Star Trek, X-Men, Sin City, Guy Ritchie films, Coen Bros. films, almost anything Joss Whedon, Pixar films, Sci-Fi, a lot of independent stuff.

shows: Battlestar Galactica <3, Star Trek (old and new), Futurama, Grey's Anatomy, South Park, Spongebob, Adventure Time, How I Met Your Mother.

music: Michael Franti & Spearhead, Ratatat, Skrillex, Feist, Clinton Fearon, most of the Marleys, Cat Power, Ray LaMontagne, Otis Redding, Bill Withers, Etta James, Iron & Wine, Amy Winehouse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ben Harper, Tom Petty, RHCP, John Butler Trio, Snoop Dogg, Beyonce, Petey Pablo, Pearl Jam, Black Keys, Johnny Cash, Vivaldi... i am really all over the board i guess; it really depends on the mood. no death metal, spastic jazz, or twangy country thanks.

food: i don't like industrialized food; it tastes like crap and makes me feel the same. i try to eat local, sustainable foods so i love my Sunday Farmers' Market. my diet is Weston Price style (organic, pastured, no gluten). i did a stint of Paleo, and have some great recipes (omg bone marrow), but i love rice and the occasional pastry. while i think it is important to pay attention to the quality of your food, being too militant about it can be detrimental; there is a large psychological aspect to eating that a lot of people discount or ignore. i LOVE to cook. from scratch. i think many have lost their relationship with their food. my kitchen tricks are Greek, Thai, Italian, Japanese, Mexican, Filipino, and more. this past year i have been experimenting with fermented foods (veggies, kombucha, kefir, etc.), and am loving it! it can get pretty fragrant sometimes; the carrot, red onion, and kale blend was dubbed "bustin' ass" by one of my coworkers. ;) the Christmas kimchi was frakking amazeballz (have it with rice and over easy eggs for bfast); i want to try my hand at injera soon, and making my own cheese. if you want to cook together, i may just melt. ;)

i really enjoy doing a 7-day water fast once a year; it is always a lovely experience.

i just enrolled with the Institute of Transformational Nutrition so that i can be a Holistic Nutritionist. if you are not passionate about healthy food, we are probably not going to be a good match.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
connection, laughter, quality time in nature, my garden, a well-equipped kitchen, and moving meditation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
metaphysics/how to raise my vibration, my garden, kissing, sex, sexy beards, changing the world, what i will cook next, how i can make my home more minimalist.

intelligent design*/how to be more efficient. the nature/why of things. i believe that when you understand nature, people, and why/how everything works, you are closer to achieving harmony with the universe.

*i am NOT talking about creationism here. it was pointed out that it could be interpreted as such, so i just wanted to clear that up. :P i mean literally, as in designing things with intelligence and forethought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not into clubbing. something to wind down from the week, often yoga, or getting an early evening for something fun on Saturday: bike ride, snowboarding, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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occasionally i will do some gardening with a headlamp. my neighbors probably think i'm nuts, but that's ok.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are not going to mistake my username as license for a segue into lewd conversation. it is meant to make you laugh, not turn you into a skeezy creeper that came out of my toobs.

you are awake; you know who you are.

you smile/laugh a lot, are considerate, intelligent, an excellent communicator, proactive, passionate about Nature, sensual, cuddly... having a sense of humor is important! i tend to do well with folks who are open and straightforward. say what you mean, and mean what you say; i will do the same.

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr. Seuss