Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My self summary in one or more languages is too short? Dear me.
Whatever shall I do? I guess I'll just have to dust off the French
I became fluent in after becoming a Rhodes scholar and write about
how I saved orphaned puppies in poverty-ridden Tajikistan. But I'll
save that for the next paragraph, which I will write later.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a substitute librarian for elementary school kids. When I'm not
doing that, I'm trying to apply to grad school. I like to sing (in
large groups), bake, read, watch good movies, watch bad movies,
drink wine, go on long walks (beach optional), be with friends, and
mock the stupid. (Things, not people.) I hate physical activity
with the burning fire of a thousand suns but I try to walk at least
every other day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My 6'1" dancer's physique, perfect face, and flawless bone
structure. Wait, that's Charlize Theron. Damn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I literally have read cereal boxes when nothing else is around.
Hell has only Nicholas Sparks movies, Dan Brown novels, and reality
TV. I actually like classical music best, and food is great.
Seriously. All food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. My brain is a ceaseless hamster wheel of far-fetched
zombie apocalypse scenarios and what to make for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with friends, or chilling at home, maybe half-watching
Say Yes to the Dress and wondering if I could ever one day bring
myself to spend thousands of dollars on a white dress I would
immediately spill food on.
You should message me if
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you want to marvel at how one insignificant, otherwise
unexceptional human being could be such an extraordinarily bad
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