If I see a picture of you rock climbing or climbing a cliff I will run the other way as fast as my internet legs will carry me. I don't do heights.
I subscribe to apatheism insofar as religion is concerned. Or the flying spaghetti monster. Those options weren't available for the My Details section. If I ever have a kid I hope that they can somehow parlay one of those two into a scholarship.
I'm currently in my long-haired iteration (see: the pictures of me in a yellow shirt). If you like shorter hair you'll have to wait a few months. I need to let the tan lines on my face dissipate. Also, try to see past the ridiculous mustache and the sweat.
I can reach the top shelf with ease. People that can take care of the business on the bottom shelf are my favorite.
I don't need a lot of goings on in order to remain entertained. Books are my zen. However, I love attending any sort of live performance (sports, music, plays, ballet [yes, even ballet], etc).
I like people that laugh a lot. Especially people that laugh at my jokes and/or antics and/or knack for a timely faux pas. But who doesn't?
Animal lovers move to the top of my list. If you don't like animals we probably are not tandem material. I have two dogs (a german shepherd/blue heeler mix and a chow) who think I'm the ish. They like beef jerky or anything that falls on the ground, even if it's inedible. FYI
I have one main rule. It's the "Please don't put mayonnaise on his sandwich" rule. I hate mayonnaise with a passion. Seriously. I had a friend that tried to trick me into eating it one time. Note how "had" is past tense.
I last smoked a cigarette on 08/24/2013. I keep quitting and re-quitting. And sometimes backsliding for a night or two.
I love hot yoga. It reminds me of giving plasma. Except hot yoga has a better atmosphere and prettier people.
You don't suck. In fact, you're pretty awesome. What's more, you know it.
You might detest run-on paragraphs. If that's the case, you might also hate the book Ulysses. If that's the case then we have at least one thing in common.
You might almost like music too much. Your friends may have already had a music intervention.
You might have an opinion. And then you might support your opinion with facts. And then you might totally eviscerate my argument and make me rethink my whole worldview. And I might be like, "Cool."
You're in moderate to good shape. I spend time keeping in shape and so should everyone else. In the world.
You don't mind that I almost won a spelling bee once. Or that I still reference it on occasion.
Animals make you happy, even the ones that have terrible breath.
And so on...