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booksandbanter

30 F Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm left-handed, curly-haired, and curious. I'm into podcasts, good bread baskets, extra soft hoodies, mini golf and hanging out with my dog. I have an MA in Contemporary Literature, which I immediately realized, upon receiving, that I would never use, but was a great excuse to live abroad for a year.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in casting, baking, trying to convince people that my dog is the world's one cool chihuahua, talking about thing that I heard on radio and then wondering if that makes me my grandmother or just a cliche.
I’m really good at
Cash Cab, the aforementioned baking/cooking, dodging tourists in Times Square, frosting cupcakes and feeling awkward around strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, but worth the climb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of my favorite authors are Adam Haslett, Michael Ondaatje, Junot Diaz, Zadie Smith, Donna Tartt, Curtis Sittenfeld, and Jonathan Franzen. Former English major here.

I watch a lot of documentaries. Harp competitions, middle school chess tournaments, hoarders, you name it, I probably like it. In middle school my favorite movies were Speed and Empire Records, if that says anything about me.

Music: if you think it's embarrassing, I probably like it.

TV: Friday Night Lights and The Wire will always be my favorites. More recently, I'm a fan of Silicon Valley, Girls, The Newsroom (that Aaron Sorkin and his run-on monologues)

Podcasts: You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes, Nerdist, Savage Love, By the Way (w/ Jeff Garlin), This American Life, RadioLab, Fresh Air, WTF.

If you're into food I could talk about it for hours, if you're not I love smoothies and dumplings. The cheaper the better.
The six things I could never do without
Jokes, honesty, soft sheets, public transportation, summer dresses, and kale. Ok, the kale thing is a lie... really it's ramps. No, fiddlehead ferns...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I always sneeze in multiples of three, if the ads on the sidebar of OKCupid might know me better than I know myself, and how I could be better using my time.
On a typical Friday night I am
seeing theater or doing something that involves my pajamas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I once whispered in John Mayer's ear that I thought he was beautiful, he didn't hear me and made me repeat myself. This was 2001-- try not to judge me too harshly.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're the guy on the subway to just texted his girlfriend, "I want food. and your boobs. Cheeseburgers and titties!" (or you at least agree that that's a funny thing to say to someone).