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26 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:21pm
Open relationship
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Working on University
English (Fluently), Swedish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Keep your shirt on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Readin' Writin' Drawin' Stressin' Foolin' Droolin'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing the hole in your pants. (Let me be clear about this: I mean the hole you get in your pants from riding your bike. Don't be fucking gross.)
Talking to animals and inanimate objects with sincerity.
Repeating the automated NYC subway announcements word for word.
Scissor arsenal.
Putting on my make up in moving vehicles.
Blanket forts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big tits. Tattoos. Purple hair. Bitchin' glasses.

I spit on the sidewalk a lot.
I am a very silly dancer.
I have more armpit hair than they do.
I am sincere, even if I'm being mean.

Chronic sad face.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Films from the 1930's and 40's. Animation. Documentaries. Anything with good choreography. Films about revenge. 1970s Smut. Black and white. Subtitles. 20 Feet From Stardom. Natural Born Killers. Easter Parade.

Read goddamn books all fucking day.

1950s/60s Pop music. Doo Wop. Girl Groups. Surf Rock. Teen Scene Garage. Soul. Delta Blues. 77 Punk. Crust. D-Beat. Local Nuke York Punk Rott. Speed Metal. Female MCs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Writing implements
2. Aretha Franklin
3. Small furry animals
4. Earl Grey tea
5. Black boots of all varieties
6. Compassion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are there boogers stuck to my nose rings?
Should I bring my note book?
Do I need a pen or a pencil?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating snax
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of men on this site seem to find my profile "too much".
Y u mad bro?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know where to get good vegan milkshakes.
You will let me sit on the sidewalk and watch you skateboard.
You want to trade zines.
You've got a tape collection.
You have a cool spider web in your house.
You want to go to a basement show.
You know of a good basement show.
You don't have a problem with me nervously doodling on every blank surface.
You've got a cool dog.
You want to eat pizza.
You want to bring me a pizza.
You want to make me a pizza.
You are a pizza.
You are not afraid.

No bros, self absorbed shirtless dudes, white supremacists or fetishists.