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My self-summary
Keep your shirt on.
What I’m doing with my life
Readin' Writin' Drawin' Stressin' Foolin' Droolin'
I’m really good at
Fixing the hole in your pants.
(Let me be clear about this: I mean the hole you get in your pants from riding your bike. Don't be fucking gross.)
Talking to animals and inanimate objects with sincerity.
Repeating the automated NYC subway announcements word for word.
Wrapping packages.
Putting on my make up in moving vehicles.
Blanket forts.
The first things people usually notice about me
Big tits. Tattoos. Purple hair. Bitchin' glasses.

I spit on the sidewalk a lot.
I am a very silly dancer.
I have more armpit hair than they do.
I am sincere, especially if I'm being mean.

Chronic sad face.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Films from the 1930's and 40's. Animation. Documentaries. Anything with good choreography. Films about revenge. 1970s Smut. Black and white. Subtitles. 20 Feet From Stardom. Natural Born Killers. Easter Parade.

Read goddamn books all fucking day.
Currently thumbing through:
Teaching to Transgress
Weird Tales vol 1
Rereading Sex
ZinesZinesZines and more zines

1950s/60s Pop music. Doo Wop. Girl Groups. Surf Rock. Teen Scene Garage. Soul. Delta Blues. 77 Punk. Crust. D-Beat. Local Nuke York Punk Rott. Speed Metal. Female MCs.
The six things I could never do without
1. Writing implements
2. Aretha Franklin
3. Scissors
4. Black tea with honey
5. Black boots
6. Empathy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Are there boogers stuck to my nose rings?
Should I bring my notebook?
Do I need a pen or a pencil?
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating snax
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A lot of men on this site seem to find my profile "too much".
Y u mad bro?
You should message me if
You know where to get good vegan milkshakes.
You want to trade zines.
You've got a tape collection.
You have a cool spider web in your house.
You know of a good basement show.
You've got a cool dog.
You want to eat pizza.
You want to bring me a pizza.
You want to make me a pizza.
You are a pizza.
You don't have a problem with me nervously doodling on every blank surface.
You are not afraid.