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booksntea

24 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:51pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Established 1989 in the East Village of Manhattan. Über radical anarcha-feminist kill-joy slutty hoe-fo-sho' nasty-ass-bitch and crafty raw-punk stitch-witch likes her bed with lots of pillows, staring into the sun and hocking loogies.

I am a total babe. I am very passionate about minuscule things. I am very intelligent to a fault. I am awkwardly funny. I am quick to curse. I am tired of being treated like dirt.

I refuse to take myself seriously on the internet.

*Right now I am living full time in the Hudson Valley of New York but I commute to The City on the regular.*
What I’m doing with my life
Readin' Writin' Drawin' Stressin' Foolin' Droolin'

Meandering through the woods collecting bones and plant specimens.

Making mix tapes and dusting my records.

Organizing and trying to downsize my sticker collection.

Making Zines and going to Zine fests. SF is next then on to RVA!

Working in my garden. Tending my four foot fennel plant. Up the country punx!

Being the all powerful sidelines mistress at Bluestockings Radical Bookstore!
I’m really good at
Laying on the couch and staring out the window.
Mending and altering clothes.
Talking to animals and inanimate objects with sincerity.
Repeating the automated NYC subway announcements word for word.
Cultivating a scissor arsenal.
Nail art (sort of).
Putting on my make up in moving vehicles.
The first things people usually notice about me
Big tits. Tattoos. Purple hair. Bitchin' glasses.

I spit on the sidewalk a lot.
I am a very silly dancer.
I have more armpit hair than they do.
I am sincere, even if I'm being mean.

Chronic sad face.

WOAH IS THAT A SPICE GIRLS BACKPATCH?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Films from the 1930's and 40's. Animation. Anything with good choreography. Films about revenge. 1970s Smut. Black and white. Subtitles. 20 Feet From Stardom.

Read goddamn books all fucking day.

A small sample:
The Ronettes
The Shangri Las
The Supremes
Motorhead
Missy Elliot
Lauryn Hill
Lil' Kim
Eve
Arch Enemy
Alkaline Trio
Beastie Boys
Blatz
Anti-Cimex
The Cramps
The Damned
The Descendents
Discharge
Spice Girls
Disfear
Girl School
Fugazi
Le Tigre
Marvin Gaye
M.I.A.
Lost Cherrees
Otis Redding
Patti Smith
Perdition
Plasmatics
Pixies
White Zombie
The Runaways
Brooke Candy
Sleater-Kinney
Stray Cats
Violent Femmes
X
The six things I could never do without
1. Writing implements
2. Aretha Franklin
3. Small furry animals
4. Earl Grey tea
5. Black boots of all varieties
6. Compassion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Are there boogers stuck to my nose rings?
Should I bring my note book?
Do I need a pen or a pencil?
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to hold my hand while we sit in a blanket cocoon eating microwave burritos and watch cartoons.
You know where to get good vegan milkshakes.
You will let me sit on the sidewalk and watch you skateboard.
You want to trade zines.
You've got a cool tape collection.
You've got a cool collection of anything (not panties or body parts).
You want to build a terrarium.
You want to go to the MoNH.
You know the Latin names of bugs and plants and stuff.
You want to go to Two Bits.
You want to go to a basement show.
You know of a good basement show.
You've got a cool dog.
You want to eat pizza.
You want to bring me a pizza.
You want to make me a pizza.
You are a pizza.

No bros.

Just because I am interested in casual sex doesn't mean I will bone you on the spot. If that's all your into that's cool. But at least approach that situation with some grace. Respect me, talk to me, treat me like a human being and maybe if you're lucky I'll let you touch my butt.

Don't message me with "hey cutie", "sup beautiful" or "hello gorgeous". It shows me you didn't even bother reading my profile. Don't treat me like a piece of meat. I know I look good let's move on.

If we have a less than 60% match I suggest you don't even bother.

It amazes me I have to put shit like this on my profile...