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25 Blooming Grove, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 24
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Working on University
English (Fluently), Swedish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not answering anyone's messages so don't feel special.

Mean girl. Fake punk. Get bent.

Full disclosure: I will probably not fuck you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Readin' Writin' Drawin' Stressin' Foolin' Droolin'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laying on the couch and staring out the window.
Mending and altering clothes.
Talking to animals and inanimate objects with sincerity.
Repeating the automated NYC subway announcements word for word.
Cultivating a scissor arsenal.
Nail art (sort of).
Putting on my make up in moving vehicles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big tits. Tattoos. Purple hair. Bitchin' glasses.

I spit on the sidewalk a lot.
I am a very silly dancer.
I have more armpit hair than they do.
I am sincere, even if I'm being mean.

Chronic sad face.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Films from the 1930's and 40's. Animation. Documentaries. Anything with good choreography. Films about revenge. 1970s Smut. Black and white. Subtitles. 20 Feet From Stardom. Natural Born Killers. Easter Parade.

Read goddamn books all fucking day.

1950s/60s Pop music. Doo Wop. Girl Groups. Surf Rock. Teen Scene Garage. Soul. Delta Blues. 77 Punk. Crust. D-Beat. Local Nuke York Punk Rott. Speed Metal. Female MCs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Writing implements
2. Aretha Franklin
3. Small furry animals
4. Earl Grey tea
5. Black boots of all varieties
6. Compassion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are there boogers stuck to my nose rings?
Should I bring my note book?
Do I need a pen or a pencil?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find a way to change my username to PussyMakesTheRules.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I take all the stupid/creepy/disrespectful messages y'all send me and post them to my tumblr. We all laugh.

Why yu mad bro???????
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know where to get good vegan milkshakes.
You will let me sit on the sidewalk and watch you skateboard.
You want to trade zines.
You've got a cool tape collection.
You have a garden.
You know the Latin names of bugs and plants and stuff.
You want to go to a basement show.
You know of a good basement show.
You've got a cool dog.
You want to eat pizza.
You want to bring me a pizza.
You want to make me a pizza.
You are a pizza.

No bros, self absorbed shirtless dudes, white supremacists or fetishists.