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25 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 23
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Mostly other
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Established 1989 in the East Village of Manhattan. Über radical anarcha-feminist kill-joy slutty hoe-fo-sho' nasty-ass-bitch and crafty raw-punk stitch-witch likes her bed with lots of pillows, staring into the sun and hocking loogies.

I am a total babe. I am very passionate about minuscule things. I am very intelligent to a fault. I am awkwardly funny. I am quick to curse. I am tired of being treated like dirt.

I refuse to take myself seriously on the internet.

Mean girl. Fake punk. Get bent.

*Right now I am living full time in the Hudson Valley of New York but I commute to The City on the regular.*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Readin' Writin' Drawin' Stressin' Foolin' Droolin'

Making Zines and going to Zine fests. Making buttons out of old show flyers.

Working in my garden. Tending my four foot fennel plant. Up the country punx!

Being the all powerful sidelines mistress at Bluestockings Radical Bookstore!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laying on the couch and staring out the window.
Mending and altering clothes.
Talking to animals and inanimate objects with sincerity.
Repeating the automated NYC subway announcements word for word.
Cultivating a scissor arsenal.
Nail art (sort of).
Putting on my make up in moving vehicles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big tits. Tattoos. Purple hair. Bitchin' glasses.

I spit on the sidewalk a lot.
I am a very silly dancer.
I have more armpit hair than they do.
I am sincere, even if I'm being mean.

Chronic sad face.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Films from the 1930's and 40's. Animation. Documentaries. Anything with good choreography. Films about revenge. 1970s Smut. Black and white. Subtitles. 20 Feet From Stardom. Natural Born Killers. Easter Parade.

Read goddamn books all fucking day.

1950s/60s Pop music. Doo Wop. Girl Groups. Surf Rock. Teen Scene Garage Music. Soul. Delta Blues. 77 Punk. Crust. D-Beat. Local Nuke York Punk Rott ala Dawn of Humans. Riot Grrrl (sort of). Speed Metal. Female MCs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Writing implements
2. Aretha Franklin
3. Small furry animals
4. Earl Grey tea
5. Black boots of all varieties
6. Compassion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are there boogers stuck to my nose rings?
Should I bring my note book?
Do I need a pen or a pencil?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find a way to change my username to PussyMakesTheRules.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I take all the stupid ass/creepy/disrespectful messages y'all send me and post them to my tumblr. We all laugh.

Why yu mad bro???????
You should message me if
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You want to hold my hand while we sit in a blanket cocoon eating microwave burritos and watch cartoons.
You know where to get good vegan milkshakes.
You will let me sit on the sidewalk and watch you skateboard.
You want to trade zines.
You've got a cool tape collection.
You've got a cool collection of anything (not panties or body parts).
You want to build a terrarium.
You want to go to the MoNH.
You know the Latin names of bugs and plants and stuff.
You want to go to Two Bits.
You want to go to a basement show.
You know of a good basement show.
You've got a cool dog.
You want to eat pizza.
You want to bring me a pizza.
You want to make me a pizza.
You are a pizza.

No bros.

Just because I am interested in casual sex doesn't mean I will bone you on the spot. If that's all your into that's cool. But at least approach that situation with some grace. Respect me, talk to me, treat me like a human being and maybe if you're lucky I'll let you touch my butt.

Don't message me with "hey cutie", "sup beautiful" or "hello gorgeous". It shows me you didn't even bother reading my profile and also that you are not clever. Don't treat me like a piece of meat. I know I look good let's move on.

It amazes me I have to put shit like this on my profile...