You want to hold my hand while we sit in a blanket cocoon eating
microwave burritos and watch cartoons.
You know where to get good vegan milkshakes.
You will let me sit on the sidewalk and watch you skateboard.
You want to trade zines.
You've got a cool tape collection.
You've got a cool collection of anything (not panties or body
You want to build a terrarium.
You want to go to the MoNH.
You know the Latin names of bugs and plants and stuff.
You want to go to Two Bits.
You want to go to a basement show.
You know of a good basement show.
You've got a cool dog.
You want to eat pizza.
You want to bring me a pizza.
You want to make me a pizza.
You are a pizza.
Just because I am interested in casual sex doesn't mean I will bone
you on the spot. If that's all your into that's cool. But at least
approach that situation with some grace. Respect me, talk to me,
treat me like a human being and maybe if you're lucky I'll let you
touch my butt.
Don't message me with "hey cutie", "sup beautiful" or "hello
gorgeous". It shows me you didn't even bother reading my profile.
Don't treat me like a piece of meat. I know I look good let's move
If we have a less than 60% match I suggest you don't even
It amazes me I have to put shit like this on my profile...