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Headed to SF for San Francisco Zine Fest. Hit me up with good
burrito joints and record shops.
Established 1989 in the East Village of Manhattan. Über radical
anarcha-feminist kill-joy slutty hoe-fo-sho' nasty-ass-bitch and
crafty raw-punk stitch-witch likes her bed with lots of pillows,
staring into the sun and hocking loogies.
I am a total babe. I am very passionate about minuscule things. I
am very intelligent to a fault. I am awkwardly funny. I am quick to
curse. I am tired of being treated like dirt.
I refuse to take myself seriously on the internet.
*Right now I am living full time in the Hudson Valley of New York
but I commute to The City on the regular.*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Readin' Writin' Drawin' Stressin' Foolin' Droolin'
Making Zines and going to Zine fests. SF is next then on to
Working in my garden. Tending my four foot fennel plant. Up the
Being the all powerful sidelines mistress at Bluestockings Radical
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laying on the couch and staring out the window.
Mending and altering clothes.
Talking to animals and inanimate objects with sincerity.
Repeating the automated NYC subway announcements word for
Cultivating a scissor arsenal.
Nail art (sort of).
Putting on my make up in moving vehicles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Big tits. Tattoos. Purple hair. Bitchin' glasses.
I spit on the sidewalk a lot.
I am a very silly dancer.
I have more armpit hair than they do.
I am sincere, even if I'm being mean.
Chronic sad face.
WOAH IS THAT A SPICE GIRLS BACKPATCH?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Films from the 1930's and 40's. Animation. Documentaries. Anything
with good choreography. Films about revenge. 1970s Smut. Black and
white. Subtitles. 20 Feet From Stardom. Natural Born Killers.
Read goddamn books all fucking day.
1950s/60s Pop music. Doo Wop. Girl Groups. Surf Rock. Teen Scene
Garage Music. Soul. Delta Blues. 77 Punk. Crust. D-Beat. Local Nuke
York Punk Rott ala Dawn of Humans. Riot Grrrl (sort of). Speed
Metal. Female MCs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Writing implements
2. Aretha Franklin
3. Small furry animals
4. Earl Grey tea
5. Black boots of all varieties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are there boogers stuck to my nose rings?
Should I bring my note book?
Do I need a pen or a pencil?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find a way to change my username to PussyMakesTheRules.
I’m looking for
- Guys and girls who like bi girls
- Ages 21–28
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hold my hand while we sit in a blanket cocoon eating
microwave burritos and watch cartoons.
You know where to get good vegan milkshakes.
You will let me sit on the sidewalk and watch you skateboard.
You want to trade zines.
You've got a cool tape collection.
You've got a cool collection of anything (not panties or body
You want to build a terrarium.
You want to go to the MoNH.
You know the Latin names of bugs and plants and stuff.
You want to go to Two Bits.
You want to go to a basement show.
You know of a good basement show.
You've got a cool dog.
You want to eat pizza.
You want to bring me a pizza.
You want to make me a pizza.
You are a pizza.
Just because I am interested in casual sex doesn't mean I will bone
you on the spot. If that's all your into that's cool. But at least
approach that situation with some grace. Respect me, talk to me,
treat me like a human being and maybe if you're lucky I'll let you
touch my butt.
Don't message me with "hey cutie", "sup beautiful" or "hello
gorgeous". It shows me you didn't even bother reading my profile
and also that you are not clever. Don't treat me like a piece of
meat. I know I look good let's move on.
It amazes me I have to put shit like this on my profile...
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