I'm Taylor. I'm a caffeine-dependent, literary enthusiast with a
penchant for dirty jokes. I'll talk your ear off about the
compositional value of the way items are randomly arranged on the
table, then beg you to watch the Aristocats. Essentially, I'm a
giant child who knows too many big words.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a hairdresser by day, homebody night. I'm at a decent place in
my life, and I do well for myself. I live on my own, and I enjoy
I’m really good at
Cooking--I was a fifties housewife in a past life, I think.
Trivia--I'm a bundle of useless knowledge.
Embarassing myself--Luckily, I don't take anything too seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
Inevitably, I get the comment about my size, and how small-statured
I am. I stand just under five-feet tall, and I can still fit in to
children's clothes. This means I get offered kid's menus and
child's tickets a lot, so I'm a cheap date.
I also have a lot of tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Little Prince
Stranger in a Strange Land
The Dharma Bums
The Bell Jar
My Millay and Beckett anthologies
I genuinely enjoy shitty horror films. I can sit and laugh for
I watch a lot of Adventure Time, Family Guy and HGTV.
Depending on my mood, it's anything from classical symphonies to
Bright Eyes to big band to La Dispute.
Coffee and sushi are my two main food groups.
The six things I could never do without
1) nights to myself
2) watercolor paint
4) my father
5) inappropriate jokes
6) early morning cartoons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
art. I'm a synesthete, which means I'm extremely sensitive to
colors--every shape, smell, feeling and inanimate object has a
color assigned to it.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm alone, I'm painting, reading or watching
If I'm out with friends, I'm usually getting smuggled in to bars in
downtown Phoenix, where I end up drinking copious amounts of
whiskey and making friends with the strangest-looking person I can
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pierced some unmentionable areas on the day of my senior
prom...which also happened to be my dad's birthday. Oops. Sorry,
You should message me if
You like mini-golf and intelligent conversation.