Okay, where to start? What do I put here that will convince you (the reader) that meeting me (the writer) would be the pinnacle of all the good things that have ever happened to you.

For starters (and maybe finishers, because really this is all you've gotta know) I'm awesome. I'm ridiculously awesome. Oh, what? That's not enough? You don't trust me?! You think I'm biased?! The nerve...

Fine, I guess I'll give you something else to work with.

I'm interesting. I have fascinating points of view on a lot of different things and I enjoy discussion and debate on a variety of topics from the possibility of aliens, to the importance of dental hygiene.

I'm insightful and deep.

I'm funny. Not in the way where I'm always cracking jokes and I can't stop and nothing is ever taken seriously and we have sex for the first time and I end up comparing your penis to Gilbert Gottfried and then the night is entirely ruined; but in the way where I make you laugh and smile a lot by being funny-cute or funny-smart. I also pull off silly-funny really well. Unless you aren't the type of person who likes to smile and laugh, and then in that case, GTFO!

I'm a fantastic listener and give good advice if good advice exists.

I'm kind and generous and soft hearted and nurturing and caring. The chances a stray animal being introduced into your life while with me goes up by like 73%. I will also take excellent care of you when you are sick or have a boo-boo (professional term).

I am a real bi-sexual (pan-sexual). I am not just putting it there to seem hotter. My answers on here are generally geared toward a heterosexual relationship, but I love the ladies and would love to begin a casual or serious relationship with one. I will message and pursue you if I like your profile. If some of our answers don't mesh, it's probably because it was answered as if for a man.

I am an excellent communicator. If something upsets me, and I feel it is significant enough, I will talk to you about it. I will not pretend that nothing it wrong and then punish you for no good reason.

I am nerdy and geeky. I will make references to Star Wars or BSG or Doctor Who on a frequent basis. I will show you bitchen cosplay photos I find online. I will send you links to shit on reddit. I will tell you about the awesome thing that Wil Wheaton wrote in his blog. I will watch long videos on YouTube about physics or self sustainable living.

I love books. I read. A lot. I have more books than anything else I own. The more books I have the happier I am. My reason for staying up too late is more often than not "just one more chapter".

I'm genuinely easy going. The list of things that get me heated and honestly upset is very short. I don't expend energy on unnecessary drama.

I have strong political opinions. I am more liberal than anything else, but I don't like to pigeon hole myself

Also goes for religion. I am an atheist. And although I believe in the unexplained and the fantastic and supernatural and am open to many possibilities, science is where it's at for me. If you honestly believe in God (the invisible kind that watches what you do and tells you what to do and listens to your prayers, and then will send you to hell just because you doubt him), I most likely don't care to know you.

I'm also wordy apparently because this is very long. Read the rest of my profile but I will leave you with this.

You want to know me. *insert force wave here*

I have recently found my true north and am finally going back to school, planning to major in engineering, astrospace.

- picking things up with my toes

- obsessively and compulsively re-arranging items on the table when I go out to eat until there's balance

- not going to sleep because I can't stop turning the pages in my latest book

- being happy

- not untagging myself from an unflattering photo on FB

- saying catty things while watching TV with my girls

- baking delicious things that you will promptly eat

- having allergies and sounding like an elephant when I blow my nose

- being affectionate

- taking forever in the shower

- having the attention span of a squirrel while I'm on the internet

depends on the situation, but they would probably be my eyes, my smile, or my laugh.

Books: Kingkiller Chronicles, LoTR, Axis Trilogy, His Dark Materials, Lioness Quartet, Sevenwaters Trilogy, anything by OSC or Brandon Sanderson, I recently really enjoyed The Hunger Games and The Country Kitchen. Really, I just love books, this list could get really long if I included everything.

Movies: Surrogates, A Prairie Home Companion, Sin City, Mallrats (or anything Kevin Smith), Iron Man, Best in Show (and most of Christopher Guest's movies), Terminator, Hocus Pocus, WALL-E, Stranger than Fiction, Lost Boys, Holes, French Kiss, Hackers, Little Shop of Horrors, Hook, Star Wars, Benny and Joon, Hot Fuzz (also Sean of the Dead, Run Fatboy Run), Office Space, Akira, Raising Arizona (the only Nic Cage movie I like), Little Miss Sunshine, Last Holiday, Bend it like Beckham, Zombieland, Superman, Across the Universe, Indiana Jones, Eagle Eye, Titanic, Under the Tuscan Sun, School of Rock, The Terminal, V for Vendetta, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, 10 Things I Hate About You, Little Mermaid, Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge, Knocked Up, Big Fat Greek Wedding, Love Actually, Disturbia, Thirteen, I am Legend, Something's Gotta Give, Wild Target, Harry Potter, Big Fish, Cold Mountain, Little Women, Battle Royal, Avatar, Catch Me If You Can, Leon: The Professional, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Cabaret, Rent, Anastasia, P.S. I Love You, Juno, Transformers, Superbad, Sherlock Holmes, Grease, August Rush, 13 Going on 30, Stardust, Star Trek, Up, The Ugly Truth, Three Men and a Baby, Shakespeare in Love, Lord of the Rings, Birdcage, Jurassic Park, The Proposal, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Ghostbusters, Singing in the Rain, X-Men, Red State, Amelie, Red Violin, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Toy Story, Pitch Black, American Beauty, Hancock, Fish Called Wanda, 28 Days Later, Donnie Darko, The Hangover, District 9, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Clue, Pay It Forward, Serenity...

My interests are diverse...

Shows: Joss Whedon triplet of BTVS, Angel and Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Smallville, Cowboy Bebop, Sex and the City, Friends, Modern Family, True Blood, Mad Men, Myth Busters, Top Gear U.K... Things I'm DVRing now, Game of Thrones, Franklin and Bash, So You Think You Can Dance, The Soup, 5 Ingredient Fix (because Claire Robinson is so damn hot), Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother...

Music: Love it all, I learning to play several instruments (fiddle, ukulele) and dabble in piano and recorder, and I love to sing as well. I'm generally drawn to strong female vocals. Lyrical music or music with a driving bluegrass, folksy twang. My recent musical loves have been Lissie, Florence and the Machine, Brandie Carlile, Adele, Mumford and Sons, Lilly Allen, The Civil Wars. Or the classics such as Depeche Mode, Aphex Twins, Frank Sinatra, Daft Punk. I also have a collection of anime, Disney or Broadway sound tracks. Again, I love it all. Dubstep, bluegrass, disco or rap... I take it all on a song to song basis generally.

Food: I'm a big foodie, cooking, baking and trying new things.

reading material, animals, my family... Those would set me up pretty well. Otherwise more superficially my cell phone, laptop, Wi-Fi, pasta, and a kitchen.

How children should be raised and educated.

How depressing it is that there just isn't enough time to ever read all the books that I want to read.

Our insignificance in the universe.

What I can do to improve the world my children and grandchildren will inherit.

Recipes.

Whether garlic flavored bacon would be as amazing as it sounds in my head.

What other kinds of cocktails I could turn into cupcakes.

spending it with my friends and family playing board games and concocting something delicious in the kitchen.

on here? Not sure what to pick, I'm a pretty open book. The question should be "what wouldn't I admit to?". Ask me anything and I answer honestly.

If you connect with one of my favorite quotes and philosophies; "Plant trees under who's shade you do not expect to sit".

Also, here are some qualities I value...

Maturity and seriousness but also
A big sense of humor and silliness
Knowing what you want and going for it
Assertiveness
A strong sense of self
Confidence, not cockiness
Honesty
Generosity
An accommodating nature