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49 M Holiday, FL

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 30–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What kind of an idiot retires at 42?
Well, I did 6 years ago. Some say they need to work when they can retire. Not me, I slipped right into not having to answer to anyone on my way to Vegas.
I have a BFA degree. I used that stepping stone to become a design engineer. I'm so done with eating airport food and being on the road for work.
I settled and completely simplified my world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Gambling. Isn't that what we all do in life? I'm heavily absorbed into becoming a wine connoisseur.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing stuff.
People watching. Especially at Wal-Mart.
Arm chair coaching during football season (Go Lions!).
Problem solving.
Under water basket weaving.
Digging ditches.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hear it's my dimple chin (better known as my second butt) and hazel eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
King books. Jaws, Fly Away Home, Over Board. Classic, Electronica, Jazz, Big Band.
Frozen dinners (help me.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog "Blue" (Hopefully I can nurse him for a few more years).
A perfect home that works very well for me. Having all the chores done.
A great relationship with my grown children.
A squid burger
And most importantly, you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What concept do I need to be on "Shark Tank"? Was kind of thinking about if a parachute opens below you making the Aladin carpet ride real? How about electric paint that can monitor your mood and change colors accordingly? A self cleaning home?
Why are all the people, from New York, that move to Florida so rude?
Can I solve the sink hole issues in Florida?
If there is ghosts, why do they wear cloths? Do cloths go to Heaven?
Wondering wether I should get that sailboat that I've been negocieating for the last few months so I can sail to New Orleans and Key West. I need someone to push my back over the fence.
My thoughts are all over the map. It's always fun when I tell my friends, "I have this idea.".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Complexed about aerospace and the limits of physics. Hmmm... if Einstien was correct, the entire history of Earth is some where in space travelling at the speed of light. There has to be a way to catch up to it.
Well, that and catching gold rush on disvcovery. Love that show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a pimple on my butt.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a sence of humor.
Chubby chasing is out for me. Just looking for a nice fit.
Good luck everyone!