I dig clowns, sideshow attractions, bizarre taxidermy, I think that dwarves are cool, rather drink at a dive bar then a club, if I smoke its always non-filters, I travel internationally for work, camping rocks, tattoos are self expression, Grand Guignol theatre is phenomenal, I don’t partake of narcotics. I’d rather talk face to face then over the phone. Serial Killers are fascinating, I guess I’d be considered a mans man but I hate labels, I may look rough around the edges but am not. Really i'm not. Sarcasm is golden, tiki is cool. I really dig vinyl, and am always up for a good show, as for tastes hmm, pretty much everything but pop, black metal and most Emo. is it me or is Emo a poor impression of Goth? oh and Hipsters suck. If that offended you BWAHAHAHA lighten up.

jeg like norsk pikene og det Hellacopters!

a shiteload of cool stuff! I know what i want out of life and how to go about getting it. So I'm always up for an adventure, i travel alot, so even though the bay is home i'm not always there. I've decided to work on another degree and learn the guitar.

kissing - not that i'm a kissing bandit but i've been told i do that quite well ;-)

drinking - well aren't we all in some way? if you do get to know me you'll find that while i dont drink constantly i am an expert in libations.

reading - i'm fairly well read, i thoroughly enjoy it, whether its fiction, sociology, history, culture studies or psychology.

tying my shoes - really i am, i've some people out there who well umm, aren't

rollerblade basketball, breakdance chewing, nitrous bungee jumping - i have no idea if these things actually exist but i bet if there were professional teams, i'd be a star.

Cooking - i dig cooking, i used to do it for a profession but it became more of a chore than fun, so now i do it for friends and family.

figuring out what makes people tick - its part of my job, and well i think its a blast and its a ton of fun.

how the heck would i know? i'm not them. but i'll take a guess.

tattoos?

eyes?

the rubber band i put around my cocktail glass?

my bunny suit?

books - Jack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski, James Ellroy, J.D. Salinger, Chuck Pahlaniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Hemingway, Rudyard Kipling, T.E. Lawrence, Henry Miller, William S. Burroughs, selected stuff by Carlton Mellick, good zombie fiction, Geek love, and tons of other stuff.

As for movies, Fear and loathing In Las Vegas, Where the buffalo roam, David lynch Films, Dazed and Confused, Doom Generation, Roadside Prophets, Motorama, American Graffiti, Fight Club, Big Trouble in Little China, John Hughes films, Noir Film, rob zombie's films, Barfly, Horror films, John Cusack movies, Romero's films, Akira, ghost in the shell, Geeks, donnie darko, Memento, of course John Hughes 80's stuff, Blade Runner, Indiana Jones (the original 3).

hmm music, i could list stuff all day, but i'll say just about everything cept for crappy pop, death metal (for some reason i just can't get into the gutteral screaming unintelligible wailing i have no idea what they are saying kind of music) and whatever is on MTV. But i do love Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, BR549, The Supersuckers, The Hellacopters, old Backyard Babies, Social Distortion, The Cramps (RIP Lux), The Clash (we miss you Joe), Violent Femmes, The Cure, Siouxsie, the Creatures, Joy Division, New Order, Depeche Mode, White Lies, Postal Service, RL Burnside, Bob Log III, Fu Manchu, Radiohead, The Orb, Agent Orange, Black Flag, X, pixies, jesus and the mary chain, The Jam, JB's, Poets of Rhythm, KMFDM, Ministry, NIN, Jane's Addiction, and prolly a whole bunch of stuff you may have heard of. Oh and lest I forget, The Smiths.
ps one of my favorite quotes:

"You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics"

Food mmm get in my belly,! its all good, but mexican and italian are prolly my fave.

uno. books
dos. music (but it has to be good)
tres. good friends
quatro. good drink
cinco. good conversation
seis. a decent burrito!

the cost of democracy

the impending zombie outbreak

whats the perfect cocktail?

who really killed Marilyn?

Who was on the grassy knoll?

The death of the mixed tape.

how do you make an orange whip?

is conversation dead?

reading a book, debating on goin out with some friends or sitting around in a clown suit.

really i do read on a friday night! ;-)

it wouldnt be private if i told you now then would it?

your spunky and like your oatmeal lumpy!

umm, Well that’s the tough one, isn’t it? Everything is relative, there is no recipe or perfect description of whats the cats pajamas. So here’s some of the things that I like in a woman. You’re a woman not a girl (if you don’t get the distinction then never mind) punk rock attitude, glasses, you feel as comfortable in a dress as in a pair of dickies, tattoos, piercings, you like scary movies, you read books - not gossip rags only, independent, smart, quirky, funny, spontaneous, blue eyes, dark hair, red hair, blonde hair, you can handle your liquor, you smell nice, you like beards, and don’t have an issue with being treated like a lady. librarians, Burlesque, adventure, you know what you want. SURPRISE ME!!

or you wanna chat, have a drink or three, suggest a book, turn me on to some good music or just dazzle me with your wit.

actually, you should message me if any of what i have written here has piqued your interest, but failing that, are you looking for a partner to learn swing dancing with? I'd like to learn.