Legal professional by day, crime-fighting supergeniusbabe in my dreams. I enjoy books, powerlifting, music, writing letters, feminists, walking and hiking, handheld video games, parties, sleeping in cold rooms under lots of blankets, long conversations, and absurdly sexual people.

If you message me and I notice that your questions indicate you aren't interested in open relationships or polyamory, I'm unlikely to message you back. I'm here to meet new friends and folks to play with. Maybe I'm a sort of sexual anthropologist or sex artist. I'm a sex-positive feminist. I'm also pretty well queerios.

I live in the world's smallest apartment with the world's best cats in the world's loveliest downtown park neighborhood.

If I could have anyone with me on a car trip, it'd be Reggie Watts, and all of our fast food stops would be based on what foods I wanted him to sing about.

I used to be a full-time nightclub DJ. Now I work as a paralegal in a small law firm. I intend to attend law school, but I don't plan to apply for another several years.

Mainly I think of things I want to do and then I try doing them.

Picking up heavy things, except when drunk. Naming bands and musicians that only middle-aged black men seem to think they know. Laughing. Supporting my friends. Fixing problems and handling situations. Getting angry about poor attempts to legislate morality and/or sexuality.

The biggest ever cheeks, to hold the biggest ever smile. Also, I have great teeth.

Music: George Clinton & P-Funk, Hall & Oates, Big Boi, Queen, Pixies, Kool & the Gang, the Smiths, Dinosaur Jr., the Wrens, bunch of indie rocker stuff that I haven't really been listening to much recently

Authors: Thomas Pynchon, Michael Chabon, Jeffrey Eugenides, Samuel Beckett, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Frank Herbert, the obligatory DFW

Scientists: Jared Diamond, Carl Sagan, Cacilda Jetha & Christopher Ryan, Ann Roach

Philosophers: Hannah Arendt, Heidegger, Nietzsche, Bachelard

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Oldboy, Blade Runner, Terminator & T2; Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie

Directors: David Lynch, Alfred Hitchcock, Akira Kurosawa, the Coen Bros., Wes Anderson

TV shows: Breaking Bad, Community, Adventure Time, 30 Rock, Doctor Who, Twin Peaks, Peep Show, Sherlock, Cosmos, Louie, the League, Parks & Rec, the Wire, Mad Men, the Walking Dead, Downton Abbey

Food: Pad Thai and dark beers; fruit, vegetables and protein all day long

1. A book.
2. Quality paper.
3. Good humor.
4. Kitty cuddles.
5. Gym time.
6. Curiosity.

tiny houses, gardens, rural living. Being and well-being. Sex. Mindfulness.

in a bar or in a bathtub or drunk on the moon.

I had my first threesome the night of Obama's first election.

You're sexy and silly and fun, and you'd like to have a good craft beer and tell me the best stories you got.

You're looking for a pen pal.

You're an aspiring comic book artist who'd like to work on a project with me.

You're a clever, confident, beautiful, manly man who wants to be made to scream like a little girl.

You're a stand-up comedian (or just funny).