Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ask me don't be scared I don't bite unless its tasty
And penises aren't very tasty by themselves unless you put peanut
butter on it,
Although I don't know how penises became the topic of thought, or
why it'd be the first place I bite.
What I’m doing with my life
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Humiliating myself daily
I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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