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41 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 9
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Im looking for someone to be "Happily Monogamously Unmarried" with.. (Been married, got the t-shirt).. ;-p

MAJOR QUANTIFIER- MUST LOVE CAMPING! (in a cabin of course..getting too old to sleep on the hard ground.. lol)

Not into Fufu, Jersey Shore/Kardashian, Oh my Gawd... just got my nails done and don't wanna break them types..AT ALL...

I'm pretty easy going, intelligent, opinionated but down to earth, sane, cool, semi dorky, etc. I have no problem with long as its not every other word, I tell off color jokes now and then and dislike political correctness...but please don't confuse that with me not having manners and how to act properly when its called for...

I enjoy watching movies, dancing, dinner theater, karaoke, digital photography, camping, bonfires, walking nature trails, picnics, bbq'ng, mini-golf, ..watching the Bears game on Sundays (not a fanatic of ANY sport though)...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to love myself...sometimes with my right hand.. ;-p
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im very approachable, kind, intelligent, cute...the list is ENDLESS!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to laugh and I like offbeat stuff... to get my sense of humor is to like these movies:

Borat/Bruno/Ted/Bad Grandpa/Anchorman 2/Titanic/The Bodyguard

Music - Rock, Pop, Country, Some Hip Hop, Jazz, Blues, ...not into Nirvana or head banging/grunge junk..favorite singers are: Pink/Cyndi Lauper/Gwen Steffani/Katy Perry/Annie Lennox/Bruno Mars/Robbie Williams/Elvis/Sinatra/ Garth Brooks/Blake Shelton/ Johnny Cash..etc Groups...One Republic, Train, Maroon Five, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Journey, Def Lep, Foreigner..etc

TV - Big Bang Theory, Mike & Molly, Derek, American Horror Story, Two Broke Girls, Game of Thrones, Bates Motel

Food - All kinds..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, Coffee, Irony, Movies, Sex, Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
End times shit, winning the lotto, what super power Id want and how would I use it... Popeyes or KFC, Dominos or Pizza Hut, know...the usual stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ordering a pizza and streaming a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What stays in Vegas...
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 37–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are kind, love to laugh .. and dont take yourself too seriously....