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boredbassist420

20 M Barboursville, WV

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I probably hate you. If you take yourself serious or think any of the pointless petty shit you're interested in matters, don't talk to me. Your fake hipster music sponsored by Pepsi doesn't matter. A sports team you have nothing to do with doesn't matter. Reality shows about whores getting money for being whores doesn't matter. Stop trying to create a persona for yourself. Read a fucking book and become an actual human being, you are nowhere near as great as you think you are, I promise. You wouldn't be on here if you were.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
drugs
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drugs and filling out dating profiles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im the second coming of jeepus
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
hipster bullshit,

The perks of being a wallflower changed my life. It made me realize as long as you SOUND deep and intellectual, dumb high school kids will fall for it and throw money at you, regardless of if you actually said anything smart. Its a shitty book and you're dumb for liking it, is what I'm getting at here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
numbers
lists
People thinking their art degrees are useful or helpful. Here in 20 years we won't have anyone who knows how to build a road or operate a hydroelectric dam, but we will have SO many "artists" and "photographers", we'll take such beautiful black and white pictures of the death of society, it'll be so fucking deep man. Check it out on tumblr.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much i probably dont like you
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dead
High
Reading through your profiles and Laughing at all the fat self righteous "feminists" who are actually way more sexist than most men will ever be
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i like sex and drugs
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in a threesome with me and my hot girlfriend. haha. You want to have a real conversation and cut the shit with the parody of yourself you act like because you think its cool.