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25 M Anaheim, CA

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  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Yesterday – 12:46pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I was told that potatoes explode when put in the microwave. Let it be known that this is a bold-faced lie. Mine caught fire. How does a thing that is roughly 90% water catch fire? With hope and dreams, that's how.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching the future generations of America to turn on a computer and make it do things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can mimic a few voices. I've got Mickey Mouse, Stitch, and several characters from Dragonball Z down. Stewie, an angry Scotsman (so just a Scotsman, I guess) and Elmo may one day be feasible, but need a lot more practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My distinct lack of an ass. Doctors are still baffled how I survived any ice skating experiences.

And a certain group of friends claim I have the "mustache America deserves." They cause me no end of grief whenever I shave it off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Single examples and make your own extrapolations from the limited data!

Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Movie: Spirited Away

Show: Good lord I'm out of the TV loop... Ummm... Futurama

Music: Equally out of the loop on this one. Usually just boot up and let it do it's thing.

Food: Everything. Really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Google (and by extension: Wikipedia)
2. Fire extinguishers
3. Chap stick
4. A towel
5. Post-it notes
6. Steak (no side of potatoes, though...)
7. A mild sense of defiance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does my microwave still work?

Building a computer is a lot like playing with LEGOs. Except way more expensive. Actually, have you seen the price of LEGOs lately? For a decent set, the computer might be cheaper.

If Batman vs Iron Man were to ever become a thing (technically for the second time, but I digress), which studio would spend more to win?

If you gave a mouse a cookie, wouldn't it just die from eating chocolate?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Define typical. So far there is very little pattern. Past events include getting lost with my idiot doctor friend, drunken video gaming with people across the country, dungeons and dragons campaign with people I used to work with at Disneyland, robbing a bank, just watching Netflix or catching up on sleep. Sleep is nice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid I ate a dog biscuit to find out what it tasted like. For those curious, it was like a bland cracker. 3 stars out of 10. Would eat again if suddenly homeless.
You should message me if
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Definitely if you get the reference, "My hovercraft is full of eels." If only to let me know that I am not alone. Don't google it though. That ends badly.