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25 M Anaheim, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:45pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I was told that potatoes explode when put in the microwave. Let it be known that this is a bold-faced lie. Mine caught fire. How does a thing that is roughly 90% water catch fire? With hope and dreams, that's how.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching the future generation of America to turn on a computer and make it do things.
I’m really good at
I've got a few voices that I can mimic. I've got Mickey Mouse, Stitch, and several characters from Dragonball Z down. Stewie, an angry Scotsman (so just a Scotsman... I guess) and Elmo may one day be feasible, but need a lot more practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
My distinct lack of an ass. Doctors are still baffled how I survived any ice skating experiences.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I know what the title of this section is supposed to be about, but I'm bad at following directions (see potato fire above).

Right now I'm on a Skyrim-binge after building a new computer, and before that I had Titanfall. Dropping big robots on top of others is strangely therapeutic (also playing it with the theme to Pacific Rim or Megas XLR makes it infinitely more enjoyable).
The six things I could never do without
1. Google (and by extension: Wikipedia)
2. Fire extinguishers
3. Chap stick
4. A towel
5. Post-it notes
6. Steak (no side of potatoes, though...)
7. A mild sense of defiance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does my microwave still work?

Building a computer is a lot like playing with LEGOs. Except way more expensive. Actually, have you seen the price of LEGOs lately? For a decent set, the computer might be cheaper.

If Batman vs Iron Man were to ever become a thing (technically for the second time, but I digress), which studio would spend more to win?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Define typical. So far there is very little pattern. Past events include dinner with my Turk (yeah so I've kinda got a Turk to my JD in my life), drunken video gaming with people across the country, dungeons and dragons campaign with people I used to work with at Disneyland, just watching Netflix or catching up on sleep. Sleep is nice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I ate a dog biscuit to find out what it tasted like. For those curious, it was like a bland cracker. 3 stars out of 10. Would eat again if suddenly homeless.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have no problems with the consumption of bacon.