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boredboard124

25 Fairfax, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was told that potatoes explode when put in the microwave. Let it be known that this is a bold-faced lie. Mine caught fire. How does a thing that is roughly 90% water catch fire? With hope and dreams, that's how.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ha! I finally have an answer to this one. I'm in training to be a Java programmer. So I can make computers do things. Very much a step up from being an order cook at Disneyland.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can mimic a few voices. I've got Mickey Mouse, Stitch, and several characters from Dragonball Z down. Stewie, an angry Scotsman (so just a Scotsman, I guess) and Elmo may one day be feasible, but need a lot more practice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Single examples and make your own extrapolations from the limited data!

Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Movie: Spirited Away

Show: Good lord I'm out of the TV loop... Ummm... Futurama

Music: Equally out of the loop on this one. Usually just boot up http://vip.aersia.net/vip.swf and let it do it's thing.

Food: Everything. Really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Google (and by extension: Wikipedia)
2. Fire extinguishers
3. Chap stick
4. A towel
5. Post-it notes
6. Steak (no side of potatoes, though...)
7. A mild sense of defiance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does my microwave still work?

Building a computer is a lot like playing with LEGOs. Except way more expensive. Actually, have you seen the price of LEGOs lately? For a decent set, the computer might be cheaper.

If Batman vs Iron Man were to ever become a thing (technically for the second time, but I digress), which studio would spend more to win?

If you gave a mouse a cookie, wouldn't it just die from eating chocolate?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This one is depressing right now. Used to be anything and everything, now it's studying and being boring in a foreign state. I'd do more to change this but studying is actually good for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid I ate a dog biscuit to find out what it tasted like. For those curious, it was like a bland cracker. 3 stars out of 10. Would eat again if suddenly homeless.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Definitely if you get the reference, "My hovercraft is full of eels." If only to let me know that I am not alone. Don't google it though. That ends badly.