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25 Fairfax, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:46pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I was told that potatoes explode when put in the microwave. Let it be known that this is a bold-faced lie. Mine caught fire. How does a thing that is roughly 90% water catch fire? With hope and dreams, that's how.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can mimic a few voices. I've got Mickey Mouse, Stitch, and several characters from Dragonball Z down. Stewie, an angry Scotsman (so just a Scotsman, I guess) and Elmo may one day be feasible, but need a lot more practice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Movie: Spirited Away

Show: Good lord I'm out of the TV loop... Ummm... Futurama

Music: Equally out of the loop on this one. Usually just boot up and let it do it's thing.

Food: Everything. Really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Google (and by extension: Wikipedia)
2. Fire extinguishers
3. Chap stick
4. A towel
5. Post-it notes
6. Steak (no side of potatoes, though...)
7. A mild sense of defiance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does my microwave still work?

Building a computer is a lot like playing with LEGOs. Except way more expensive. Actually, have you seen the price of LEGOs lately? For a decent set, the computer might be cheaper.

If Batman vs Iron Man were to ever become a thing (technically for the second time, but I digress), which studio would spend more to win?

If you gave a mouse a cookie, wouldn't it just die from eating chocolate?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid I ate a dog biscuit to find out what it tasted like. For those curious, it was like a bland cracker. 3 stars out of 10. Would eat again if suddenly homeless.
You should message me if
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Definitely if you get the reference, "My hovercraft is full of eels." If only to let me know that I am not alone. Don't google it though. That ends badly.