you miss 100% of the chances you dont take.

i was born on 5/11 at 5:11 and i'm 5'11".
so says the tattoo on my arm

i grew up in brooklyn and try to visit mi familia every so often.
i moved to atlanta for to get some redneck skills.
i did no muddin, no noodlin or got no gun rack.
i now live in rhode island.
i plan on doing things related to the sea.
i've had every color mohawk. plaid was my favorite.
i like a cold bedroom.
i dont snore.
i make jewelery.
i like hugs.
i can crochet.
i cuss like an old prospector.
i'll hold the door for you.
i crave adventure
im always thinking about my next harebrained scheme.

i like camping. even if its in my back yard.
i can make grilled cheese in 5 minutes,
in the middle of the woods.
i like using my piercing for everything its good for.
it is in my tongue.
it's only good for two things.
i like to climb things like schools and lampposts.
i like frisbee.
i like driving.
i like drinking.
i like drugs, but i don't do the bad ones anymore.
i'm an om-nom-nom-nivore. i'll eat anything.
i like motorcycles.
i left lil 5 points. atlantas answer to the the east villiage.
i like to make collages.
i like to clean up after myself.
i like when others do the same.
i like to get into trouble.
i'll probably get you into trouble.
I have crazy crazy dreams.
I want someone to tell them about in the morning.

i wear my heart on my sleeve.
i love to cook and i'm damn good at it.
i make sock puppets. and finger puppets.
i am very picky.
i will have a duk-w someday.
i like red wine.
i like moms and moms like me.
i am a hopeless romantic.
i am sick of bars.

i have moved to wakefield ri to help my sister.
i have an almost apartment (no kitchen) above the garage.
i help my sister and nieces build all the crazy things they want.
i'm planning a boat made from things i find.

i dont capitalize.

i am she is, they are, and you're not

wanting every hat early cuyler ever wore (2 down ? to go)

i have three jobs right now. i work at a shop where i fix cars and motorcycles, get high, drink beer and sometimes blow shit up.
i pick up broken industrial equipment and appliances and scrap them.
i'm also starting my own business (full details are being withheld at this moment) but soon i'll be my own boss .

playing tetris on my original gameboy.

taking care of my alligator and my dog . flipping channels. fixing my motorcycle. playing two video games (one of them is starcraft II so if you play hit me up and we can battle). cartoons cartoons cartoons! getting drunk at a dive bar. drugs.

my dream job would be to own a zorb park with a simulated skydiving room.

trying to be a positive male role model for my nieces because my sisters ex husband is a d-bag.

keepin it unreal.
getting gifts that people really love.
finding free things refurbishing them and turning a profit.
watching kids, fixing anything,
cooking, driving and sex!
spoiling people, taking care of people and sex!
selling drugs but only in atlanta.
building things.
preparing for the apocalypse.
making shelter,
making fire and
making dinner.

i am currently digging through a dumpster.

movable printed type:
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. how to fix damn near anything. bullets. a light in the attic. where the sidewalk ends. stories of a dirty old man. something under the bed is drooling. the action heros handbook. the electric kool-aid acid test. steal this book.

motion pictures :
idiocracy. the count of monte cristo. very bad things. run ronnie run. run lola run. zack and miri make a porno. army of darkness. amilie. bubble boy. fight club. slc punk. across the universe. the curious case of benjamin buttons.house of 1000 corpses. district 9. rocknrolla. the hurt locker. my movie list could go on for hours but if you have something interesting to suggest please do so.

sound :
the white stripes. slipknot. the pixies. bloodhound gang. spose. ok go is my favorite! tom waits. aphex twin. The arcade fire. asop rock. cypress hill. system of a down. ministry. primus. chemical brothers. house of pain. boards of canada. hed pe. mgmt. weezer. modest mouse. hed pe. ol d b. her space holiday. hed pe. oh and hed pe.

boob tube:
adult swim is the shit! i am addicted to it and have to watch it twice a night. i also record it on my dvr just incase i have a mid day craving for some meatwad. invader zim(gir is awesome but you already knew that). kids in the hall. diy network. planet green. mst3k. weeds. shameless. The walking dead. Breaking bad. futurama! always sunny! 30 rock. Tosh.0. anything on the science channel. the venture brothers. squidbillies. brules rules. really i could go on and on about the shows i watch because i love tv and watch it all the time. serious tv addict here.

information super highway:
instructables. stumbleupon. facebook. okcupid. craigslist. =3. youtube. xs650choppers. adultswim. infowars. (wake up mother fuckers, 99% of the worlds cookies are eaten by 1% of the worlds monsters!)

nutrition :
meats, veggies and bread. things that live in shells, things that eat grass and most foul. scrambled cheese eggs, eggs benidict and if i could get egg nog all year long i would weigh 450 lbs. really this list could go on forever. i'll pretty much eat anything and firmly believe that food is the greatest gift in life.

zip ties,
freedom,
makin out,
a beat up vehicle to fix or destroy (depending on my mood),
smoke
and adventure.

building a floating island out of recycled materials.

living on that floating island and exploring every port around the globe.

writing a book or making a t.v. show about homeless people and the things they do to survive. i'm thinking about calling it "survivin man".

what my dog calls things in her mind or if she speaks english in her head.

doing studies on people about the long term effects of things that havent been around for so long like, cell phones, computers, and televisions, and all the new fangled drugs that the fda approves at the drop of a hat. how do we know if after watching t.v. for 80 years straight our heads wont just explode or lipofrazoline wont make my liver jump out of my body and kick my ass for taking it.

if you're gonna have creamed corn wrestling spring for the large inflatable kiddie pool rather than the small round plastic pool they take more to fill but make for a much better match.

free stuff. what did you say? you dont want that thing? you saw what on the side of the road?!? you have a whole pile of these and you're just giving them away?!?!?!?!? just give me a few minutes and ill be back with my trailer!

inventions, space travel, the perfect food, what i did when i was drunk, the vig, percentages and my cut.

a truck that is also a boat with a motorcycle and a tent on it so i can circumnavigate the globe.

the end of the world and all the crazy mad max type fun it will be.

i'm either home watching tv or a movie in my home theater or in my garage fiddling with my motorcycle or having a bonfire in my backyard hanging with my sister and my nieces. sometimes i'm on my way to brooklyn to hang with my fam or out hanging at a local dive bar but none of these things have anything to do with what day of the week it is.

i have a slight case of tourettes. not the kind where bunny fucker comes out of my mouth at grandmas birthday but sometimes my arms and my eyes twitch. if i didn't mention it here you would never even know.

you are interested in making a new friend.
you are my post apocalyptic warrior princess.
you smell like a campfire (that drives me crazy).
you have freckles, I love freckles.
you like to give as much as you like to receive.
you have tattoos or piercings.
you have pretty eyes.
you can scale a fence.
you're bored.
you're marla and you're looking for your tyler.