i just built a kick ass snow fort! i don't know why i get so such super human strength at 5:30 in the morning when i should be sleeping but i cant wait till they wake up and see it. they're gonna go ballistic! 

planes, trains, and automobiles style! wheels falling off jeeps, rides in tow trucks, broken motorcycles, someone stole my tools and my mag lite right out of my jeep! while it was on the side of the road with a busted wheel. on christmas eve! trains that get stuck behind other trains that get stuck behind other trains that get stuck behind other trains that get stuck and all i wanted the whole time was just one cigarette. now i'm in the mountains, snow, sisters screaming, some kind of weird seafood salad and the biggest bag of spaghetti i've ever seen. yeah, thats right, i said bag of spaghetti. dont ask me yo, i didn't cook it. i need to sleep but instead i'm ranting on here. the house will be alive in two hours with screaming nieces tearing into presents and i'm sleeping on the couch next to the tree. somebody put a holiday bullet in my head!

go fuck yourself! every time you point me in a direction that i think might be good it turns out suck! suck, suck, heartbreak and more suck. i swear if i see you on the street i'm kickin your ass so bad your robot grandma is gonna have bruises on her shiny robot ass. i thought i was done with trying to find someone and then she found me. i actually thought it might work out because like i said "she found me" but that was not the case. is it really to much to ask for you to do your damn job? if you cant handle this simple request than consider this my two weeks notice. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmRSGYmCl58&feature=player_embedded

so much better than shits and giggles. i don't understand the world anymore. i really thought i had a lot of shit figured out by now but apparently i was all wrong. wrong about lots of things. 

so i used to watch a little boy named aiden. he was about one and was content with watching wow wow wubsy in the living room so went outside to the carport to have a cigarette. i left the door open so i could see him and only looked away for one second when i noticed he wasnt in the living room anymore.

my roommate had left a beer on the living room table. i walked back into the living room and both aiden and the beer were gone. i ran around to the dinning room to see aiden chugging away on her pbr. when i lunged to grab it from him i scared my cat spaz and he jumped onto the counter. there were candles burning and he walked right over them. he was a mancoon with lots of belly fur.

the cat lit on fire and i was faced with the decision of either grabbing the beer from the child or putting out the burning cat that was now running down the hallway. needless to say i grabbed a towel and tackled the cat. as i looked back aiden had poured most of the beer on the floor but he still ejoyed his first drink in my care. good thing his parents are two of my best friends.

i dont want to sleep alone. i dont like it. i want a spoon.

i just chopped about six inches off my hawk. now i have a itty bitty chicken hawk. helmet hair will no longer be a factor.

my bike is running great and i have a full tank of gas and nowhere to go. that makes me sad.

mmmmmmmmm homegrown.