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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:01pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Catholicism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Living at home to save money on graduate school. Sexy as hell right?

"I don't ask for your pity, but just for your understanding - not even that - no. Just for your recognition of me in you, and the enemy, time, in us all."
--Tennessee Williams
"The Sweet Bird of Youth"

"You threw off my groove"
--Emperor Kuzco
"The Emperor's New Groove"

I hate my username.
What I’m doing with my life
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Acting. Getting my MFA in performance after spending the last 6 years in Manhattan.

Putting myself out there again, properly, earnestly, romantically. Whatever that means.

Writing songs. Singing said songs. Writing other things. Sometimes performing those other things, sometimes giving them to friends to do things with, sometimes crumpling up the paper and forgetting it ever existed.

Spending too much time on the Internet doing things that don't make me more interesting. Blogging and tweeting about European soccer. Bartending or enjoying a beverage. Socializing.

Biking. Swimming. Reading. Searching with loud and desperate futility for balance in all things. Avoiding cleaning or doing my laundry. Etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Waking up at 6 am to watch Italian soccer hungover. Liking things on Facebook. Looking on the bright side. Learning.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a bit of a klutz, and I am willing to talk about anything with people I barely know. So you know, whichever comes first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Bridge of San Luis Rey, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Giovanni's Room, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Crime and Punishment, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Empty Space, Omeros

Plays: The Pillowman, Our Town, The Method Gun, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Kin, Penelope (Walsh), Pocatello, the 27th Man, Major Barbara, 4000 Miles... and then anything Annie Baker, Tennessee Williams, Harold Pinter, Tony Kushner, Tom Stoppard, or Shakespeare of course

Movies: Amelie, Bladerunner, Bridesmaids, The Lives of Others, Django Unchained, Annie Hall, The Graduate, Anchorman, The Philadelphia Story, The Usual Suspects, Ratatouille, Cinema Paradiso, On the Waterfront, Anchorman, The Incredibles, The Artist

Shows: House of Cards, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Bob's Burgers, Frasier, the Daily Show, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 30 Rock

Music: The Mountain Goats, Los Campesinos!, Broken Social Scene, Bruce Springsteen, The National, Passion Pit, LCD Soundsystem, Titus Andronicus, Arcade Fire, Sufjan Stevens, St, Vincent ... Dabbling with rap and hip hop more now too

Podcasts: Football Weekly, Radiolab, Welcome to Nightvale, The Adventure Zone

Food: Italian, Vietnamese, Mexican, sandwich + fries + beer


god bless you if you aren't chased away by all that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without most things, including these. But
a sense of humor
dressing up
great meals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am going to eat today and if I shouldn't maybe eat something else. Politics (I am so liberal that my skin starts to burn when I flip the channel across Fox News. just so you know).

Why I'm doing this crazy acting thing, and what it even is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A drink or two or three... some good food, conversation, maybe a piece of theatre or a show or a movie? I guess this would be a better than average Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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hahahahahaha oh Internet you kill me
You should message me if
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If you look like Audrey Horne that'd be ok I guess.

You don't make the same face in each of your pictures, and you didn't answer the "6 Things" question super literally ... "Um, like, AIR duh."

Also what's up with all the people that are "laid back" on here? I mean, I'm not manic or anything (in fact I'm pretty mellow) but if that's the FIRST way you define yourself like, yikes.

I like most people, and I like conversation. And I'm usually game to split a bucket of Trader Joe's Crispy Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookies.