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Last online
Jul 26
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Se parli Italiano ti rispondo quasi di sicuro, anche se non scrivo tanto bene :)

Peacing to graduate school in California this August. Sorry kinda sorry.

"I don't ask for your pity, but just for your understanding - not even that - no. Just for your recognition of me in you, and the enemy, time, in us all."
--Tennessee Williams
"The Sweet Bird of Youth"

"You threw off my groove"
--Emperor Kuzco
"The Emperor's New Groove"

I hate my username.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an actor who also writes songs and other things. I spend too much time on the Internet doing things that don't make me more interesting. I blog a bit about soccer. Work at a restaurant that I actually really like.. Just started bicycling. Enjoying beverages, searching with loud and/or desperate futility for balance, and avoiding doing my laundry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Waking up at 6 am to watch Italian soccer hungover. Liking things on Facebook. Writing or reading in bars. Looking on the bright side.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seem to memorize lines well on the subway, so you might have run into me and thought I was a crazy person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Bridge of San Luis Rey, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Giovanni's Room, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Crime and Punishment, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Empty Space

Plays: The Pillowman, Our Town, The Method Gun, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Kin, Penelope (Walsh), Pocatello, the 27th Man, Major Barbara, 4000 Miles, anything Annie Baker, Tennessee Williams, Harold Pinter, Tony Kushner, Tom Stoppard, or Shakespeare

Movies: Amelie, Bladerunner, Bridesmaids, The Lives of Others, Django, Annie Hall, The Graduate, Anchorman, The Usual Suspects, Ratatouille, Cinema Paradiso, On the Waterfront, Anchorman, The Incredibles, The Artist

Shows: House of Cards, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Bob's Burgers, Frasier, the Daily Show, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks

Music: The Mountain Goats, Los Campesinos!, The Hold Steady, Broken Social Scene, Frightened Rabbit, Bruce Springsteen, The National, Kurt Vile, Passion Pit, LCD Soundsystem, Feist, Titus Andronicus

Food: Italian, Vietnamese, Mexican, sandwich + fries + beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without most things, including these. But I like
grungy mornings
dressing up
great meals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am going to eat today and if/when I will have time to cook it. Why I'm doing this crazy ass acting thing / what it even is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A drink or two or three... some good food, conversation, theater/movie/concert? I guess this would be a better than average Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hahahahahaha oh Internet you kill me
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you look like Audrey Horne that'd be ok I guess.

You don't make the same face in each of your pictures, you don't take your astrological sign seriously, and you didn't answer the "6 Things" question super literally ... "Um, like, AIR duh." Also what's up with all the people that are "laid back" on here? I mean, I'm not manic or anything (in fact I'm pretty mellow) but if that's the first way you define yourself like, yikes.

FYI, I'm not generally as judge-y as I just was up there except about theatre. I like most people, and I like conversation. And I'm usually game to split a bucket of Trader Joe's Crispy Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookies.