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23 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 5, 2014
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Se parli Italiano ti rispondo quasi di sicuro, anche se non scrivo tanto bene :)

"I don't ask for your pity, but just for your understanding - not even that - no. Just for your recognition of me in you, and the enemy, time, in us all."
--Tennessee Williams
"The Sweet Bird of Youth"

"You threw off my groove"
--Emperor Kuzco
"The Emperor's New Groove"

I hate my username.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an actor who also writes songs and other things. I spend too much time on the Internet doing things that don't make me more interesting. I blog a bit about soccer. Work at a restaurant that I actually really like, and with kids sometimes. Just started bicycling, and now I can't stop. Enjoying beverages, searching with loud and/or desperate futility for balance, and avoiding doing my laundry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Waking up at 6 am to watch Italian soccer hungover. Liking things on Facebook. Writing or reading in bars. Making the best of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seem to memorize lines well on the subway, so you might have run into me and thought I was a crazy person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Bridge of San Luis Rey, For Whom the Bell Tolls, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Crime and Punishment, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Empty Space

Plays: The Pillowman, Our Town, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Kin, Penelope (Walsh), the 27th Man, Inadmissible Evidence, Major Barbara, 4000 Miles, anything Annie Baker, Tennessee Williams, Harold Pinter, Tony Kushner, Tom Stoppard, or Shakespeare

Movies: Amelie, Bladerunner, Bridesmaids, The Lives of Others, Django, Annie Hall, The Graduate, Anchorman, The Usual Suspects, Ratatouille, Cinema Paradiso, On the Waterfront, Anchorman, Apocalypse Now!, The Incredibles, The Artist

Shows: Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Bob's Burgers, Frasier, the Daily Show, Arrested Development

Music: The Mountain Goats, Los Campesinos!, The Hold Steady, Broken Social Scene, Frightened Rabbit, Bruce Springsteen, The National, Kurt Vile, Passion Pit, LCD Soundsystem, Feist, Titus Andronicus

Food: Italian, Vietnamese, Mexican, sandwich + fries + beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without most things, including these. But I like
grungy mornings
dressing up
great meals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am going to eat today and if/when I will have time to cook it. Why I'm doing this crazy ass acting thing / what it even is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A drink or two or three... some good food, conversation, theater/movie/concert? I guess this would be a better than average Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hahahahahaha oh Internet you kill me
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't make the same face in each of your pictures, you don't take your astrological sign seriously (PEOPLE DO THIS???), and you didn't answer the "6 Things" question super literally ... "Um, like, AIR duh." Also what's up with all the people that are "laid back" on here? I mean, I'm not manic or anything (in fact I'm pretty mellow) but if that's the first way you define yourself like, whoa.

FYI, I'm not generally as judge-y as I just was up there except about theatre. I like most people, and I like conversation. And I'm usually game to split a bucket of Trader Joe's Crispy Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookies.

I thought I would get a lot more messages from "crazies" on here, but apparently that happens mainly to women. So grow a figurative "pair" ladies and send me hilariously terrible opening lines to post on the Internet.