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bort_simpson

32 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 59–98
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
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I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just finished law school.
I’m really good at
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I like to think I am more coordinated and graceful when I my feet don't make direct contact with the ground (e.g., riding my bicycle, skiing, ice skating as opposed to walking, running, and dancing).

I was also a line cooke before I went to law school so I know my way around the kitchen and a bottle of wine.

Lastly, I taught middle and high school special education for five years, so I am supremely patient.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hands - Huge
Butt - Round
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS
I am currently reading the fifth Game of Thrones book. I normally do not read fantasy, so this has been surprisingly gripping. Some other books I really enjoyed are: The Devil and the White City, Studs Lonigan Trilogy, the Central Park Five, A Confederacy of Dunces, the Corrections, and anything by Michael Chabon.

MOVIES
Some of my favorite movies are: ¡Three Amigos!, Wonder Boys, Terminator 2, Amélie, the Big Lebowski, and pretty much anythng by Stanley Kubrick.

SHOWS
The Colbert Report, the Simpsons, the Sopranos, Breaking Bad, the Wire.

MUSIC
I love 90's era rock. Specifically, I like Jane's Addiction, the Melvins, Fugazi, Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine, Morphine, Kyuss, etc. I also love McCoy Tyner, Max Roach, Clifford Brown, A Tribe Called Quest, the Black Keys, and Foster the People.

FOOD
I think I could eat Mexican food three meals a day, every day, and twice on Sunday.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water
Coffee
Crystal hot sauce
Mexican food
Ice cream
Bicycle
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. I like to go out for a few drinks, go see a movie, stay in for game night, go out for dinner, or anything else that's fun.
You should message me if
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You can laugh at yourself and others with ease.