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26 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:03pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
When drinking
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
(mostly) unemployed indiana-born law school graduate living a life of wickedness on the fringes of the district.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to find a job. trying to write a shitty novel about my earlier attempts to write a really shitty novel. reading and loving
I’m really good at
30 pounds ago, i was really good at soccer. ask my college coach! sure, it was dIII, but whatever. i'm now good at destroying bags of chee-tos and generally being a lazy bitch. according to my former employers at kaplan, i was also really good at the lsat.
The first things people usually notice about me
that i am the greatest person who ever lived. 'hello, whoa, i never thought i'd meet such a person, but...' ok, thanks. i'm used to it. the line forms to the right.

seriously, what most people notice about me is that i'm not that tall, that i have awesome hair, and that i'm shaped like a (cute) beer barrel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
anything "literary" about sports (recently: the art of fielding). any movie by orson welles (especially chimes at midnight; he's so fuckin' good in there!). musical theater (or 'legitimate theater,' as homer called it after a particularly stirring performance of the planet of the apes musical). and c'mon, look at me: i will eat anything that moves!
The six things I could never do without
major league baseball, the world cup, college football, my parents (oops, jk), pro football, hockey (again, jk! silly me), other lawyers (shit, jk--i'm such a kidder!), duane "the rock" johnson movies, jean shorts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
a) if i'm so smart, why am i still poor?
b) would i be willing to do ______ for $_______?
c) hmm, let's see if anyone on craigslist is looking for someone who will pay me $_______ to do_______.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to figure out some great lies to tell my friends about what i did on friday night. also crying. lots and lots of crying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
ed 'al bundy' o'neill is a sexy beast. did you know that he was a real-life college football stud? yes, yes he was.

also, i really like african-american ladies. all are urged to apply, but here's what i'm envisioning:
(ed's note: NSFW!!!)
(ed's note: i realize this isn't fetlife, but i'm busy-ish and extremely interested in finding ms (or mr, it's all good in the neighborhood) right now).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
You should message me if
you're interested in hanging out. i'm new to the area--hence the need for this stupid thing--and i'd like to make some cool friends. or if you're interested in trying to beat me at madden 2007-25 or nhl 2000-14. you won't, but it's nice to dream.