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36 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Believe me when I tell you I'm ok.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for someone to pull time apart for.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using my imagination.

Short stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My large penis.

That's a joke....

People tell me I should smile more, but I don't have the face for it...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: the murder city devils, converge, pretty girls make graves, at the drive in, botch, godspeed you black emperor! Jay Reatard, dead boys, queen, the flaming lips, the pogues, stooges, cock sparer, david bowie, a lot of punk and classic rock from the 70s stuff like that.
Movies: down by law, dead man, the road warrior, taxi driver, big trouble in little China, the gate (80s horror movie), the never ending story, gremlins, red dawn, most of the bad action movies from the late 80s early 90s.
Authors: Robert Charles Wilson, Patrick Rothfuss, Peter F Hamilton, Joe Haldeman, mostly nerdy sci-fi books...oh yeah, Philip k. Dick...duh.

Here's a Patrick Rothfuss quote I really like.

"Call a jack a jack, call a spade a spade but always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
World Peace

Time travel

Millions of dollars



Bacon Cheeseburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to create a radio played just for two.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
catching signals that sound in the dark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If a girl walks in and carves her name in my heart

I'll turn and run away

There's a hole in my sock and at night british heroin junky gnomes climb out and have long metaphysical conversations with my dog, Leroy.

and nobody laughs at my jokes.

I'll come runnin' yeah...if you want me to...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're actually looking for a partner in crime and not just saying that to be cute. I want us to grow old together robbing banks dressed like ex-presidents.

The End.