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bottlecaps99

25 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was a theatre major for a year till I decided that I wanted to pursue other things. I tend to find the interesting and quirky in whatever I see.

I am clever, creative, and caring
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduated with a degree in Political Science and worked full time the past couple of years as a paralegal. Now I'm in law school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not really sure. Seems like it's better to be modest, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My jokes. A funny joke can go a long way. Generally, a bad joke can take you just as far in the other direction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors and Poets: William Shakespeare, Christopher Durang, Pablo Neruda, Kurt Vonnegut, Harper Lee, TS Eliot, Robert Frost, Anton Chekhov, Joseph Heller, Vladimir Nabokov, Langston Hughes, William Golding, John Knowles, Joseph Conrad, Ogden Nash, Salman Rushdie, Thomas Friedman, Ray Bradbury, and many more.

Movies: Tropic Thunder, Half Baked, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Adventures of Robin Hood (Errol Flynn), Forrest Gump, Caddyshack, The Matrix, Waiting for Guffman, The Lord of the Rings Series, V for Vendetta, The Invention of Lying, Men of Honor, For Your Consideration, Primal Fear, Coming to America, The Prestige, The Score, The Whole Nine Yards, Analyze This, Analyze That, The Watchmen, Michael Clayton, Philadelphia, Ocean's 11 Series, Best in Show, Heartbreak Ridge, Fight Club, The Italian Job, A Mighty Wind, The Great Escape, Papillon, Death to Smoochy, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Any Given Sunday, The Thomas Crown Affair (Old and New), Up in the Air, South Park, The Godfather I & II, Goodfellas, Casino, American History X, The Simpson Movie, Anything Mel Brooks, Anything with Richard Pryor, Anything with Gene Wilder, Almost Anything by Quentin Tarantino, Anything by Woody Allen, and many more.

Music: (No Particular Order) The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Supervillains, Fine Lady Mustache, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Jay-Z, Johnny Cash, Eric Clapton, TV on the Radio, Coldplay, Boston, Blue Man Group, Tom Lehrer, Simon and Garfunkel, Andrea Boccelli, Mozart, Elvis Costello, Cee Lo Green, The Police, The White Stripes, Flight of the Conchords, James Taylor, They Might Be Giants, Zwan, John Lee Hooker, John Lennon, Journey, Kaister Chiefs, OK Go, Kanye West (Just his music. He's generally an asshole.), Matisyahu, Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, Frank Sinatra, Parliament, Pearl Jam, Queen, Red Elvises, Carlos Santana, Chingano, Steve Miller Band, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stray Cats, Tenacious D, Django Reinhardt, and many others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know that there is anything I couldn't do without. Sure they're creature comforts that make life easier, but I could do without them.

I'm a fan of the Oxford comma. It's important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making the world a better place. Below my goofy mannerisms and general lackadaisical way I handle some things, I truly strive to do something meaningful. I often think through important things.

Hobbies. I have a ridiculous number of hobbies/pseudo hobbies. Always ready to pick more up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends or working on things at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the very model of a modern major general.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Smart and funny are always good. Kindness is very important. Kindess to others is paramount. If someone can't treat strangers with kindness, then it speaks volumes about them. I'm against this idea that people want to be a "bad bitch" or the like. I don't care if people have tempers, but it's the idea that someone wants to go out of their way to be mean or cruel. There is plenty of cruelty in the world and synthesizing more is a disservice to us all.

"Geek" or "Nerd" is a plus.