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39 M Boulder, CO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First thing's first: I am in an open relationship. Please don't message me if you can't respect that.

-Lou Reed once asked, "Who loves the sun?" Well, I do.
-My big hobbies are climbing, running, and skiing. I take a few trips to Moab or other climbing destinations every year, and I just qualified for the spring 2014 Boston Marathon. I have recently developed a bit of a Crossfit habit. I guess that kinda makes me a typical Boulder douche...
-I have two cats. One is named Francis (after Frank Sinatra). He plays fetch with Q-Tips. His brother Karlo likes to sleep on my head.
-I tend to take things a bit too literally. When people talk about "giving 110%," I get kind of irritated. That's not mathematically possible!
-My favorite jokes combine the lowbrow and highbrow. Can you make bad puns that involve Winston Churchill? If so, I just might chuckle.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for an awesome non-profit organization, helping people in recovery from alcoholism and addiction to stay active doing things like rock-climbing, cycling, running, hiking, and triathlon training. In practice, this means I spend half my time teaching people to climb and half my time in the office writing, editing, and answering emails.
I’m really good at
Hiking in flip-flops, Trivial Pursuit, driving in the snow, opening jars, building fires, spelling, tying figure-8 knots, doing math in my head, skiing moguls, international diplomacy, tightrope-walking, and making balloon animals. OK, I lied about the last few.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Edward Abbey, Jon Krakauer, Malcolm Gladwell, A.J. Jacobs, Ernest Hemingway, Jack London, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Jared Diamond, Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Bryson.

Magazines: Rock & Ice, Outside, Climbing, Skiing, Runner's World.

Movies: Goodfellas, The Princess Bride, Stand By Me, High Fidelity, Office Space, Braveheart, the ORIGINAL Star Wars trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Superbad, Old School, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Billy Madison.

TV: Daily Show, Colbert Report, Rachel Maddow, Mythbusters, and the occasional documentary.

Music (a quick glance at my iTunes reveals):Bob Dylan, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, Violent Femmes, Social Distortion, Bob Seger, Frank Turner, Operation Ivy, Grateful Dead, Steely Dan, Jurassic 5, Tom Petty, Stevie Wonder, Richard Cheese, Beastie Boys, Green Day, A Tribe Called Quest, Flaming Lips, The Stray Cats, Neil Young, Ween, Too $hort, Public Enemy, Talking Heads, Snoop Dogg, Rod Stewart, Jay-Z, Bruce Springsteen, Digable Planets, The Kinks, N.W.A., Cake, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, Nirvana, Paul Simon, Willie Nelson, Van Morrison, Lou Reed, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Rancid, Sublime, Beck, Warren Zevon, Al Green, Donovan, Marvin Gaye, Ice Cube, Ray Charles, Jim Croce, Kris Kristofferson, Neil Diamond...Yeah, that's right, I fucking like Neil Diamond.

Food: I'm a big fan of Mexican, Indian, and Italian food.
The six things I could never do without
Music, sunshine, coffee, climbing, running, & skiing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my cats are doing when I'm not at home.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at the climbing gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I prefer to pee outdoors whenever possible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're funny, interesting, stable, and comfortable with yourself.
-You enjoy one or two of the following activities: climbing, running, skiing/snowboarding, hiking.
-You never catch yourself saying asinine things like "evolution is just a theory" or "marriage has always been defined as between one man and one woman."
-You are not a registered Republican.
-You are not allergic to cats (or, alternatively, you don't mind sneezing a lot).
-You have at least one photo on your profile that's just you. I'm kinda sick of studying five different photos of girls with all of their friends, trying to determine who's the lone common denominator.