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bouncy_penguin

24 / m / straight / single

Bromley, United Kingdom

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relaxed, benign, and a tad directionless

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Title	His Result	Your Result
Title	His Result	Your Result
The Death Test	Dead At 83	Take it!
The Slut Test	38% Slut	Take it!
The Politics Test	Democrat	Take it!
The IQ Adventure Test	Spatial (145)	Take it!
The Dating Persona Test	The Slow Dancer (DGLD)	Take it!
The Virgin Game	Last 47, High 47, Avg 47	Take it!
The Gaydar Test	Last 70, High 95, Avg 78	Take it!
The Ultimate Outer Space Quiz	Unspeakable Name	Take it!
"The Real You" Test	Genuine Realist	Take it!
The Subconcious Self Test	Your Emotional State is 57% stable!	Take it!
The Retard Test	I am 3% retarded!	Take it!
The Which Imaginary World Fits You Test	Archform: Beauty	Take it!
The Do you know your LOLCATS? Test	65%	Take it!
The Are you REALLY open-minded? Test	Liberal	Take it!
The Highly Sensitive Person (HSP) Test	72% HSP	Take it!
The Fun Way to Pick a Career Test	Farmer	Take it!
The Six Degrees of Sociopath Test	You are 26% sociopathic!	Take it!
The Freemason Test	71 Freemason	Take it!
The Ever-so British Test	50 Stereotypical, 51 Rocking Brit	Take it!
The Which Lolcat Are You? Test	Sad Cookie Cat	Take it!
The Politics Test	73% Personal Liberty, 42% Economic Liber	Take it!
The Ass Identification Test	15 out of 19	Take it!
The Are Lesbians Hot? Test	0% LesboCompatible, 100% LesboAttraction	Take it!
The Religious Nut Test	4% - The Atheist	Take it!
The Single-Question Binary Test	1 Booleanity	Take it!
The Personality Defect Test	Robot	Take it!
The Religion and Science Test	0% religiousness, 66% scientificness	Take it!
The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test	a Knight	Take it!
The Ultimate Tagline Challenge Test	50% Tagline Trivia	Take it!
The Atheist Test	64% - The Ardent Atheist	Take it!
The mensa Test	17	Take it!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Test	59% - Transylvanian!	Take it!
The (Simple) Prime Numbers Test	100%	Take it!
The Set-In-Your-Ways Test	43% - Joe Average	Take it!
The Creation/Evolution Continuum Test	Agnostic Evolution	Take it!
The Intelligence and Consciousness Test	77% Intelligence, 74% Implicate aware	Take it!
The Onion Recognition Test	Onion Genius!!!!	Take it!
The Random history and other stuff Test	71% - Educated	Take it!
The Family Guy Character Test	Brian Griffin	Take it!
The Really QUICK Reassuringly EASY Test	Freakin� Genius!	Take it!
The Would Judge Judy yell at YOU? Test	No yells!!!...88% listening skill	Take it!
The Want To See My Breasts? Test	80% Breast Worthy	Take it!
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Test	52% - Hufflepuff!	Take it!
The Sexuality Spectrum Test	Straight Preference	Take it!
The Sheep and Rainbow Test	54% sheep, 45% rainbow	Take it!
The Science Geek Test	35 - Doctor	Take it!
The LONG Scientific Personality Test	INFJ - the counselor	Take it!
The Moral Attribute Importance Test	Liberal	Take it!
The straight man's gay vibe Test	10 variable 1 - Straight!	Take it!
The pirate Test	54% - Lookout	Take it!
The Magic the Gathering Color Test Test	Gold--Blue/White	Take it!
The Calvin and Hobbes G.R.O.S.S. Test	45% knowledge - The Susie Derkins	Take it!
The Stupidity Revolution Test	Smart Loner	Take it!
The Intellectual Curiosity Test	67% intellectually curious	Take it!
The Classical Music Test	61% - The Aficionado	Take it!
The Shibboleth Test	"Different" - 11 Reasons	Take it!
The Dirty Mind Test	59% Dirtiness - "On the Verge"	Take it!
The Choose Your Own Adventure Test	50% health, $30, 80% appeal	Take it!
The Blowjob Test	Oral Angel- 67% blowjob friendly	Take it!
The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test	- Snuffleupagus 64% Organization,	Take it!
The Which Chemical Element Am I Test	C...Carbon, 15 Mass, 29 Electronegativit	Take it!
The Masturbation Test	48% - About Average.	Take it!
The Popular Misconceptions Test	83% - Urban Infamy	Take it!
The Two Kinds of People Test	67% - Beatles People	Take it!
The Christian Test	13% - Christian? No.	Take it!
The Shape Test	45 WhichShapeRU	Take it!
The Evolution Knowledge Test	81	Take it!
The UK Political Party Predictor Test	14% Labour, 21% Conservative, 57% Lib De	Take it!
The 'How Shite is your Profile' Test	14% Profile Shiteness	Take it!
The Eddie Izzard Test	89% - James Mason	Take it!
The Family Guy Test	95 - Master	Take it!
The Sex In The Library Test	73 bookishness, 66 kinkiness	Take it!
The Brit Com IQ Test	23 - Bloody Brilliant	Take it!
The What Futurama Character are U? Test	2 Leela, 2 Zoidberg, 0 Bender, 10 Proffe	Take it!
The Masturbation Purity Test	46% - Not too Shy	Take it!
The What Gender Are You? Test	63% male	Take it!
The Religion Test	New Age, Goody Go-er, Bible Thumper	Take it!
The Are You a BAD PERSON? Test	90%, Good	Take it!
The Following ComplexDirections IQ Test	80% - The Ivy Leaguer	Take it!
The True Geek Test	66% geekness	Take it!
The Are you Katy Boyfriend Materia Test	Friend Zone	Take it!
The Sexual HELL Test	HELL LEVEL 3	Take it!
The Guilty Pleasure Test	80%	Take it!
The Sexual Experimentation Test	Fledgeling 2% Exp, 32% Adv, 32% Kink, 2%	Take it!
The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test	Skinny and Cute (40% T, 36% A, 92% C)	Take it!
The What Do YOU Care About Test	74/92/33/33 - The Soldier	Take it!
The would i fuck you Test	fuckable,likable,friendly	Take it!
The Movie Critic Test	15 - Ebert Clone	Take it!
The Fuck me that's a film quote! Test	90% - Movie Buff	Take it!
The would I rock your world Test	95% - Peas in a pod	Take it!
The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test	45% - Wink Wink	Take it!
The I'm lazy and horny Test	55% - wow	Take it!
The HOLY Test	47% - Unbeliever!!	Take it!
The Dark Knowledge Test	60% - Master of the Dark	Take it!
The Are you Dominant or submissive Test	58% - The Assertive Sub	Take it!
The Sorting Hat Test	"RAVENCLAW!"	Take it!
The Robot Test	18 Emotion, -9 Arrogance, 27 Intelligenc	Take it!
The Princess Bride Fan Test	92% Knowledge	Take it!
The Penis Size Test	9 - Large Penis	Take it!
The Are You Comfy With Sexuality? Test	18 - Love conquers all!	Take it!
The fancy a shag? Test	82% - bed...now!!	Take it!
The Do you really like Butts? Test	76% - Butt Ruler!	Take it!
The Kinsey Scale Test	Kinsey 2	Take it!
The Proofreading Test	98 - Senior Editor	Take it!
The Should Jade Do You Test	50 sexiness	Take it!
The WOULD YOU LIKE HEAD FROM ME Test	96%	Take it!
The Homophobia is Gay Test	-116 - Gay? No such thing.	Take it!
The Esoteric Information Test	88% - Bellisimo!	Take it!
The Literary Test	64% - The Balanced Reader	Take it!
The Adjective Thesaurus Test	90 Verbosity	Take it!
The Are You Literate? Test	98%	Take it!
The Hornyness test Test	30 - Horny Little Minx	Take it!
The FactOrFiction Test	21 variable 1	Take it!
The Testing,Testing 1,2,3 Silly Test	51% silly	Take it!
The Basic Number Theory Test	50 percent knowledge	Take it!
The Mathematicians' Math Test	42 on the Uber Math Final	Take it!
The Absurd Math Humo(u)r Test	34 Math Funniness	Take it!
The EXTREMELY advanced MATH Test	77 on the MathDorkOMeter	Take it!
The anal-retentive apostrophe Test	95 % apostrophy awareness	Take it!
The Seduce Me With A Story Test	60 classic 10 sentimental 20 tainted	Take it!
The comedic ability Test	59 comic ability	Take it!
The Sexy Geek Test	70% geekpoints	Take it!
The Are You Amazingly Stupid Test	0 - Maybe Not Stupid!	Take it!
The Confidence Test	50% Confident	Take it!
The Life Test	80% Open minded	Take it!
The Thought Criminal Test	Thought Criminal (54% thought criminal)	Take it!
The Existential Test	61 existential wisdom	Take it!
The What's Your Philosophy? Test	Regressionist	Take it!
The Insane Riddles Test	95 Madness	Take it!
The Philosophy Test	Hegel	Take it!
The Very Offensive Religion Test	-86 Idiocy	Take it!
The Integrity Test	SRLF	Take it!
The ULTIMATE Princess Bride Test	83% - Westley	Take it!
The Left or Right Brain Test	82 % Lefty, 71 % Righty	Take it!
The Idiosyncrasy Test	12 - Probably lying	Take it!
The Really Embarassing Stuff Test	18% - Way Freakin Boring	Take it!
The Books Are My Friends Test	80% - The Novice	Take it!
The LOTR nerd test Test	93% - LOTR Nerd	Take it!
The How Philosophical Are You? Test	14 - Above Average	Take it!
The Not Exactly Basic Math Test	93% - You use this stuff	Take it!
The Empathy Test	60% empathic	Take it!
The One Question Test	100 Libido	Take it!
The Is your IQ = or less than mine Test	66 % genius	Take it!
The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test	16 - Vocabulary Vixen!	Take it!
The Hardest Family Guy Test	85 Beginner, 92 Intermediate, 100 Advanc	Take it!
The Could You Give Me an Orgasm? Test	89% - O Master	Take it!
The MANGINA Test	-6 - The finger-shaker	Take it!
The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test	"Zaphod Beeblebrox"	Take it!
The I've Been on the Internet Test	Old Hand	Take it!
The BASIC KNOWLEDGE Test	97% - you are s-m-r-t!	Take it!
The How Many Words do You Know Test	138 - 45954 words	Take it!
The Intelligence Test	41% - Average Joe	Take it!
The Would Sonine Date You Test	77% Sonine points	Take it!
The wanna screw me Test	86 good screwer	Take it!
The Ferris Bueller Test	90% - You are Ferris	Take it!
The Classic Nintendo Test	83% - Link	Take it!
The how fuckable are you? Test	64% - " The good fuck"	Take it!
The Commonly Confused Words Test	English Genius	Take it!