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33 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:23pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous

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My self-summary
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Let's watch movies
What I’m doing with my life
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National Park hopping, cartographer to the stars, parking meter mogul, amateur bedroom musician.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Somewhere between 1 and 15 things. You let me know where you think I stand.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a cross between a muppet and a Wes Anderson character
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: pretty much anything except capers and pure mayo (aioli is good by me though). Also zucchini is pretty lame.

Music: Music is it. FKA Twigs is my latest obsession .. beyond that Neil young, Can, Wu-Tang, Bowie, My Bloody Valentine, Prince, slow jams, Funkadelic, Curtis Mayfield, Philly soul, Marvin Gaye, Gene Clark, Spoon, Grimes

Film: psychological thrillers, Hitchock, Kubrick, Kurosawa, Woody Allen

Books: invisible man (banned in NC!? Come on now), Chekhov short stories, cuckoos nest, the things they carried

TV: silicon valley, veep, breaking bad, true detective, twilight zone, GoT
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm always trying to out something clever here but things don't usually done in sixes .. So I guess I'll be genuine

These all sometimes slip away and it's clear life isn't worth much without them
1. Empathy
2. Laughter
3. Perspective
4. Love
5. Curiosity
6. Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
After eight Mario Kart games, why can't I drive a Goomba yet?

This microwave cookbook from the 80s

Why so many people state their love for the Oxford comma
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to stay in and relax, probably being dragged out by someone or other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have a full head of hair (including a bird's eye view picture of my head seemed like a bad option though) ... So if this is a major turn-off for you, I guess it won't work
You should message me if
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The idea of driving 12 hours to Great Basin National Park in Nevada sounds thrilling to you