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bowieandgoliath

27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:31pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
-I'm an ESTP (but I used to be an ENTJ)
-I was raised pessimistic, but left the East coast
-I use the words "keen" and "fancy" as if it were the 60's and 40's, respectively
-I say y'all, and even know how to type it properly
-I now know for a fact that I'm allowed to drive in Utah again, after shelling out $235 to have my license reinstated
-I'm terrible about responding to messages in a timely fashion
-White wine gives me heartburn
-I plagiarized at least half of this self-summary from another social network
What I’m doing with my life
I do HR work for a great local tech company that's growing like a weed and monopolizes my time and attention. Building a business is hard!

Other than that, I'm house hunting (aka watching endless hours of 'Holmes on Homes'), drinking "socially", and working to make headway in the field of General Life Improvement.
I’m really good at
-Sarcasm
-Directness
-Baking
-Predicting the relative success of relatively successful bands
-Creating -- and subsequently deleting -- OkCupid profiles
-Thinking of things I'm not good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm apparently of indiscernible ethnic heritage -- and people always ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
-Anything by Coetzee
-The Corrections (but not Freedom)
-What is the What
-White Teeth
-Holes
-Catch 22

Movies:
-My one and only all-time favorite is "Life is Beautiful".

Music:
Adele, Andrew Bird, April Smith & the Great Picture Show, Arcade Fire, Avett Bros, The Be Good Tanyas, Beatles, Beirut, Bjork, Cardigans, David Bowie, Elton John, Erykah Badu, Flaming Lips, Fleet Foxes, Fleetwood Mac, Jenny Lewis (and, to a lesser-by-the-album extent, Rilo Kiley), Joanna Newsom, Johnny Flynn, MAGNETIC FIELDS, Neko Case, Of Montreal, The Police, Prince, SHARON JONES & THE DAP KINGS, Trampled by Turtles, and more...

Food:
Uhm...I'm Southern and lived in Italy for three years. Suffice it to say, I like food.
The six things I could never do without
1. Cheese
2. Smartphone
3. Fish tank
4. Clean towels
5. Good pens
6. Alone time
On a typical Friday night I am
Obsessively checking my OkCupid profile, of course!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't actually dislike cats. It's an act I put on because I'm allergic. The same goes for horses, bunnies, and pretty much everything cute.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are at least 15% enemy. Gotta keep things interesting, after all.

I'm looking for that someone, not any old someone, so it'd help if you were too.