-I was raised pessimistic, but left the East coast
-I use the words "keen" and "fancy" as if it were the 60's and 40's, respectively
-I say y'all, and even know how to type it properly
-I now know for a fact that I'm allowed to drive in Utah again, after shelling out $235 to have my license reinstated
-I'm terrible about responding to messages in a timely fashion
-White wine gives me heartburn
-I plagiarized at least half of this self-summary from my own DList profile