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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:00pm
6' 1" (1.85m)
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I like to have fun. Don't take much of anything serious unless i got to. I like people watching. I was raised by a group of apes in the amazon until i was 7. I hate the smell of gas pump handles. I like big butts and i can not lie. I like Mary Jane but shes always trying to get me in trouble so we only hangout occasionally. Do you have to shot a cat 9 times to kill it? (would never do it just wondering). If i had a chance to fly to the moon i would pass. . I collect Canadian quarters. I've got about six of 'em. I wonder what bears dream of when they hibernate. I dream big. I'm the second most interesting man in the world. Can I say I've ate dishes from France if I'm referring too french toast and french fries?
What I’m doing with my life
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Well got this bad ass job that keeps me occupied that I enjoy. Other than that this guy is just living the dream. Live, laugh and be merry.
I’m really good at
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Having fun, giving zero fucks, and enjoying what i got.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i wanna guess the hair on my head or face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read alot of articles about useful but mostly useless information and history.

Movies- limitless, half baked, training day, deuce bigalow, yes man

Shows- its always sunny, eastbound and down, the wire, criminal minds, workaholics is my shit

Music- i like it alot
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
kitten mittens.
Milk steak
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how many shrooms do i have to eat to 1up ?? The bag it came in didn't come with instructions and they never say on Super Mario either
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing you are doing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love bunnies noses.
You should message me if
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You like to get weird