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boxenoxen

28 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is where I fill your head with delusions of grandeur about how smart and witty I am and how great my life is. But you've already read that in every other profile so why bother?

Actions speak louder than words so you'll get to see who I am if you meet me. Unless you've already met me.. stalker ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hands. Most of my friends are palm readers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
David Foster Wallace; Freedom by Jonathan Franzen; Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco; Alan Moore; Brothers Karamazov; Hemingway; Bill Watterson

Basically anything that intelligent, well-cultured men like.

Movies
Synecdoche, New York; Barney's Version; Adaptation; Idiocracy; Heathers; Total Recall; There Will Be Blood; Office Space

TV
Rome; Extras; Louie; South Park; Frasier; Peep Show

Music
Neutral Milk Hotel; RJD2; Drive-by Truckers; Jenny Lewis; Major Lazer; Band of Horses; Alanis Morrisette; White Denim; Deerhoof

Food
If you can find something I won't eat I'll buy you a pony.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A comfortable bed
Books
Barton Springs
My grill
Reese's cups
Comedy - especially standup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to get good sushi around here. I already know the good ones but you show me yours and I'll show you mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I didn't like Harry Potter.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're fun and can take a joke without being easily offended.
-The rest is negotiable. (well, you can't be a blood relative)