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boynamdsuedonym

27 M Crystal Lake, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–100
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
That doesn't work, if that worked, people would be handing out flyers of their self summary at every bar you went to. We should almost be thankful it doesn't. Besides, you've probably already formed an opinion of me based on how annoying I look in my pictures, or if I have terrible taste in music/movies. Which, while we're on the topic, I know my pictures are bad. But at least I look like them. Do you guys hire a photographer to follow you around taking flattering glamour shots, or?

I'm 511', weigh 150-160, what you see is what you get, INFP(but I don't believe in those things), not shallow, believe in love, but would never admit it in front of other guys, like girls of all races(Pam Beasely/Donna Pinciotti are my personality wise dream girl), no one under 21 because I feel like a creep but otherwise all ages, complete dork in high school, still complete dork. Read my questions, although I erased everything I had including my much longer profile because I was being plagiarized, yup, word for word people stole my actual personality after viewing me, that's how genuine, and honorable the people on this site are. Worst part is I'm sure it worked a whole lot better for them too. Or message me and ask. I'm not hard to talk to. Just, if we do talk, can it not be a one sided boring conversation I've had 1,000 times? O, also, I'm somewhat good at guitar, and a few other instruments, and I really like writing songs, but hate being in the spotlight, so if you like singing, or playing, it's a plus.
What I’m doing with my life
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I put down that I was Catholic, but I'm an atheist. I was raised Catholic, very Catholic upbringing, kinda. My moms side, we even have priests in the family. My dads side(who I'm more like unfortunately) the opposite, he told me with a huge 'this is so stupid' smile, right after telling the guy getting baptized before him his hair made him look like Randy Travis while laughing, at 35, right before getting baptized in a weird paper adult baptism garment, to both please my mom, and for himself in a way, and I quote, while pointing towards the church ceiling "just in case". Sounds horrible but its my philosophy too, just started earlier than him, and in a much less embarrassing way. Not that he cared. I do like the idea of religion, so going to church with you on Sunday on occasion wouldn't be an issue; and I was confirmed. I remember because we had a guest speaker who said to not believe in god now would be like spitting in his face. Adult me would have raised my hand that day in class. But to answer the question, just trying to find love, and leave a positive mark on the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar, boxing, getting age carded and keeping my dignity during. Masking every feeling with comedy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, I'm an incorrigible smart ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Huge horror movie fan, not just saying that because I like Walking Dead, like I've noticed most horror fans these days do. Although I do. I've always loved them, I could talk about movies that scared me the most, or are overrated(Friday the 13th), literally all day. Disney, Ip Man, Dumb and Dumber, really anything except for romances, but I don't think I'm their target audience. The Office, M*A*S*H, Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, Archer, King of the Hill.

Everything, for everything else. But to name a few in the hopes it helps someone notice me, because I've given up messaging first. Bob Dylan Blood On the Tracks is my favorite album of all time. Misfits. Amy Whinehouse. Honestly the stuff I really, really, like I wouldn't mention on here, because I wouldn't want to run into a lot of people on here at a show. I swear to god I'm not an asshole, I'm just private about some of my music because it means a lot more to me than just being catchy.

Giordano's pizza, Chipotle, Portillo's. I also know the greatest Mexican restaurant in the world, but I'm not sharing it with Okcupid.

I'm hesitant to say this because girls who read are usually more fun to talk to and I have more in common with, but I don't often read fiction novels. Except Stephen King. I mostly read articles, or short stories.

Mortal Kombat, Splinter Cell, Fallout.

I sincerely hate the following things, Being called 'slick', sun tan lotion(which explains why in all vacation pictures I'm an almost medically scary shade of red), salad dressing, black liquorice(I love red). When your profile says your funny, and enjoy witty conversation, yet you say nothing funny in it, or in life in general. Profile names that end in "osaurus", or use the word eclectic in every sentence.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rain, I really, really, like rain. And storms.

My dog. She's my favorite person in the world, we have a special connection. She is the dog version of me. She's also the only socially awkward dog I've ever seen.

Other than that I'm good. Maybe one of my guitars. And a playlist, that I had on my Mp3 player, that got stolen. So... I guess I can do without, but fuck that guy/girl, so much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Question number two.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Here, I have no social life anymore. I would like to make all my friends in a relationship, or having kids, jealous by finding someone perfect for me. And as a bonus there's the whole, finding love thing.

If I had a choice, I'd like to be at the drive in theater, or a flea market(nighttime flea markets do exist, and are only half as scary as they sound), bonfire, playing cards or a board game, watching a good movie, or a bad one and criticizing everything. I'm great at that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's a long story. Basically, I spent a long time thinking I was in love with someone, and even though we were broken up, we'd always occasionally admit how we felt. And now for the first time in a very long time, I don't feel like that, I don't even recognize her, and I doubt she thinks of me anymore. So it's really freeing, very, like love is boundless again, but it's also a little shattering. I spent a long, long, time with the thought in the back of my mind that there was no point giving anyone else a real chance. It's not a, 'I want it back' thing though. It's like, a balloon you lost as a kid. You don't want back that balloon, because now you know it's just a balloon, but you always remember losing it, and what you learned about how the world works that day. My point is, now is a great time to meet me. And also, don't buy your kids balloons, it's such a waste, all they do is blow up in their face, or fly away forever the instant they get a chance. Really, it's like having your child write her xmas wishlist in invisible ink.
You should message me if
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You're different. If you believe in true love. Wouldn't mind a good friend at this point either. Or bandmate. Your name doesn't involve "osaurus", or "-rex", or any inexplicable(but not really, it just means you're really uncreative) dinosaur. Also, god dammit, I'm straight. I don't get why guys view me more than girls. I have no wisdom to share either, if I did, I wouldn't be on this site.