About me:

me (m)
pron. The objective case of I.
1. Used as the direct object of a verb: He assisted me.
2. Used as the indirect object of a verb: They offered me a ride.
3. Used as the object of a preposition: This letter is addressed to me.
4. Informal Used as a predicate nominative: It's me. See Usage Notes at be, but, I.
5. Nonstandard Used reflexively as the indirect object of a verb: I bought me a new car.

I'm not a very private person. I teach business management at Cleveland State (though my degree is in psychology), if you would like to stalk or otherwise find out more about me.

Tenured now; so as little as possible.

Public speaking / rhetoric

I'm a psychologist, so whatever I want them to notice about me.

The Origin of Species
Dexter
The Walking Dead
Bacon
Poetry with meter and rhyme

1. Your financial assistance
2. The free clinic (was voted carrier of the month in April)
3. Bleach / carpet remnants / trunk space / chloroform (yes, chloroform; I am old school)
4. My ear necklace
5. The U.S. constitution (in theory)
6. My list of 5 things I could never do without

the homoerotic nature of motorcycles and people who ride them. Classic Freudian sublimation (not that there's anything wrong with that). Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar; here, not so much.

Cruising in my van looking for my lost puppy.

I gave a kidney to my brother. He didn't really need it, but it wasn't mine anyway, so it all worked out in the end.

you pass this test:

1. "If you don't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best". Do you believe this, or are some people so ****ing annoying it's a deal breaker?

2. (t/f) I'm not sure I want any more kids / I'm not sure I even want the kids I already have.

3. Which most accurately describes the way you frame reality:
a. The early bid gets the worm
b. The early worm gets eaten by the bird

4. (t/f) I tend to talk lots after waking up, even before anyone's had coffee.

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