Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

i'm in college. i don't know if you've heard, but it's pretty expensive. i also deliver pizzas. the other day i delivered to these golfers in town for this tournament and the guy asked around if anyone had change for a $100 bill, and this guy says, "a $100?? that IS change!" rich people are funny. by the way, i'm very sarcastic. i also dj every week at a bar. it's fun to get paid to drink for free and play music. people think i always look mad, but i'm really not (okay, sometimes i am). it's just how i look, so really, it's kinda insulting. i can't stand it when people call me britney. (it's not my name.) i like to take pictures of people, thumderstorms, diet coke, texting, samples, burt reynold's mustache, smoothies, records, video games, batman, staying up late, jokes, being late, bike rides, tattoos, the browns, the cavs, road trips, fried foods, noodles, matlock (just kidding! i REALLY hate matlock), nikes, breaking into apartment complex pools and swimming at 3am, snowboarding, still dressing up for halloween, and nexium.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

going to school, delivering pizzas, and endlessly trying to learn the cosby show theme on the oboe.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

giving my friends the rock or a high five after telling a vulgar and sometimes offensive sexual encounter, having a stomach ache, being late, quoting mallrats, singing along to the theme of smoky and the bandit.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

my luxury sedan.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

right now i'm reading malcolm x: as they knew him... as far as movies are concerned, i get "oh my god, you've never seen that!?" a lot (seriously, a lot)... i like a shitload of music... i really like carbs. and cheese. but i don't eat cheese anymore. it's a drag.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

food, water, shelter, companionship, esteem, self-actualization.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

the trials of life and love and where batman gets those wonderful toys.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

delivering pizzas then going out with my friends. i lead an exciting life.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

i have a birthmark inside my eyeball, i have a batman tattoo that was free on my ankle which i like to refer to as my prison tattoo, i've seen every episode of sex and the city, i really enjoy listening to soul 4 real.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you think it's a bright idea.

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